Jahseh
So the cops are on me, in this type of situation the cops would usually look for the person they described on the tv or someone similar.
I bet they described danielle as a orange hoe and maria as a bitch with dark eye circles and with out the spray tan and makeup these bitches are basically catfishes
I got a plan but ill need the help of Stokeley.
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I stood in Stokeleys big ass kitchen leaning on the kitchen counter.
" you look... different " Stokeley smiled looking me up and down .I looked down at my outfit
I had on a black turtle neck black slacks and dress shoes , hell! I even had to wear a wig.
" i look like a sophisticated ass bitch .yuck" i shook my head "anyways all we need is a fake ID so that if we travel and we get pulled over we don't get in trouble" i said
" that's where i specialize sir" he put his hand on his hip.
" please stop calling me sir also how does maria and danielle look? I hope they don't look too identifiable " i said
" trust me they look totally different and its for the better " he grinned " you do know that if we fuck up its over " i stressed
" don't worry baby i got this" Stokeley put his hand on my cheek. I moved his hand " don't call me baby "
" sorry sir i-i mean uh jah " he said nervously.
Omniscient
Maria looked at herself in the mirror In discust. she wore a black dress with black dress shoes. She leanin closer to look at her hair it was short, brown and curly unlike her usual hair she always wore.
Danielle had platinum blonde hair glasses and a cheetah print dress.
" oh my god bitch who the fuck is you?" Maria asked " bitch who the fuck is you " Danielle asked " who is me " they laughed " who is she ?" She said referring to how different they both looked .
" bitch you don't even look readable " Danielle complemented " fake tan begon" Maria said " raccoon eyes begon " she said referring to Maria dark eye shadow being gone .
" why do you think they glam us up?" Maria asked " the real question is why didn't they reinstall the melanin they took away from me?" Danielle scoffed and crossed her arms . " oh my god i know !" Maria beamed .
" bitch if say because you're white we fighting "
" nobody worried about you . Bitch they taking us to red lobster " Maria smiled . The two sung in unison " when he fuck me good i take his ass to red lobster" they sang .
" wait jah didn't fuck us and we cant take him to red lobster im scared now " Maria said nervously .
" they cant leave us here bitch we going to red lobster double date bitch" Danielle stuck her tongue out .
" get real they can leave our asses here to die " maria stressed . Danielle sighed " bitch be positive for once " she said crossing her arms
" be real for once oh wait you live in a worl where you think you're black because of a spray tan".
" ladies" a voice said which made the twi turn their heads twoards jahseh " hold the fuck up " maria said before the two bursted out laughing at him and his new look.
" art teacher looking ass " the two laughed at him " looking like Luigi struggle mustache face ass " Danielle roasted making them laugh even harder.
Jahseh cocked back his gun to get the girls quiet " now that i got yall quiet imma tell yall why yall got the make over "
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FanfictionA short story about boy named Jahseh who is also hella gay. He meets a boy on grindr and they start to talk and soon jahseh starts to fall for him. Jahseh is very dl about his sexuality and in denial so when his babymoma and side piece find out abo...
