Logan: Virgil, Can you please inform us where you are, and why you did not show up?
Mr. Daddio: Virgie! We want to see you<3
Prince Roman: hello? Virge?
Prince Roman: u dead?
Logan: Please, answer. It is important.
Anx: Sorry, I died. I'm dead.
Mr. Daddio: No:( where are you?
Anx: It's okay, I'm in bed.
Prince Roman: Why didn't you show up? The fu j?
Prince Roman: Fuck*
Mr. Daddio: Language!
Anx: English
Anx: me sorry. Me be a betrayer
Prince Roman: yes
Prince Roman: you are
Prince Roman: now get your ass down here
Anx: I can't
Mr. Daddio: Why not?:(
Anx: Life be like that sometimes
Logan: That is not a good enough answer.
Prince Roman: You ruined our meeting by not showing up but I'm gonna forgive you if you buy me a puppy!
Anx: sorry, and why a puppy?
Prince Roman: why not? Also I was just talking about it in our meeting, which you would have known, if u had shown up!
Anx: fair enough and okay I will.
Mr. Daddio: puppies!!
Logan: We are not getting a dog.
Prince Roman: I will train it up for hunting and we will go on adventures together!
Logan: Again. We are not getting a dog.
Prince Roman: mood killer.
Logan: How is Virgil supposed to buy it anyway? He does not have any money.
Anx: I can have money if I want to!
Prince Roman: really..?
Anx: I mean, no..
Anx: or I could actually! I could get a job.
Anx: Would I get triggered with anxiety constantly? Yeah!
Would it be miserable? Yeah!
But, Is it worth it?
Anx: ..no
Prince Roman: I get your point, but I still want a puppy.
Mr. Daddio: I'm making dinner now, what do you guys want?
Anx: whatever you're having.
Prince Roman: Pasta!
Logan: Pasta would be good.
Mr. Daddio: then pasta it is! Lo, can you help set the table?
Logan: of course.
Prince Roman: so.. about that puppy
Anx: he is on his way!
Prince Roman: Really?!
Anx: Hell yeah!
Prince Roman: No, u lie. me cry:,(
Anx: I never lie! I am offended! That means no doggie. He has turned around and is never coming back!
Prince Roman: you broke my heart!
Prince Roman: my doggie heart
Anx: you broke my leg!
Anx: my bony leg
Prince Roman: ...
Anx: yes
Prince Roman: imma cry
Prince Roman: because of u!
Anx: same
Prince Roman: you bastard
Anx: it's GAY bastard to u sir
Prince Roman: fuck you!
Anx: if u want;)
Prince Roman: ya nasty
Anx: ik
Prince Roman: I want the puppppy!
Anx: and I want MCR to return from the war, we can't all have what we want.
Prince Roman: Emo!
Anx: Oh! Where?!?!
Prince Roman: haha, at least my dreams are REALISTIC
Anx: Get out of your head! What part of "saving the prince and living a Disney life" is realistic?
Anx: you're stuck daydreaming
Prince Roman: YES!
Anx: wait what?
Prince Roman: yes, I am! Because you're not heeeeeere!
Anx: well, where is 'heeeeeere'?
Prince Roman: kitchen
Anx: why u in the kitcheeen?
Prince Roman: because pastaaa
Anx: you eaaating pastaaa? Without meee?
Prince Roman: not yeeet. Which is why you have to geeet heeere!
Logan: You. guys. are. annoying.
Prince Roman: :)
Logan: Dinner is almost ready. And you Virgil, is the only one missing. So please, do come and sit down.
Prince Roman: yeah! You're not here for me!
Anx: sorry, I shall die now!
Prince Roman: no
Prince Roman: buy me a doggie first
Prince Roman: then die:)
Anx: we have a deal!
Mr. Daddio: dinner is ready, and please be kind to each other! And Roman, don't tell Virgil to die!
Prince Roman: yeah, alright, sorry. But virgil hUrRy Up, im HUNGRY!
Anx: omG STOP YELLING!!
Prince Roman: so u comin?:)
Anx: yeah:)
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Sanders Sides - Group Chat
FanfictionJust weird and random texts between the 4 main morons.
