Thea: *Asking herself about how to make tacos*
Little sis: *About to jump on the pull-up bar in the kitchen doorway* WATCH OUT!
Thea: WAIT, DON'T COOK MY FACE!
Thea and little sis: *Both start laughing*
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Little bro: *Smells pizza*
Little bro: My sniffers have reached 2000.
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Thea: Mia, I just saw your life being taken away.
Mia: And did I die good?
Thea: What?
Mia: I said, did I die good?
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Father: Can I have socks and shoes?
Thea, who has on one headphone: You want sauce on your shoes?
Father: What? No! Bring me my socks and shoes!
Thea: Oh... Still, want the tomato sauce though?
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Father: So what's with the baby beers in the garage fridge?
Mother: Baby ears?
Father: What?
Mother: Didn't you say something about baby ears?
Father: No. Baby beers, the small ones?
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Thea: Oh great they're playing FNAF music outside in the pool, during a 2020 pandemic!
Uncle: They're playing black music?
Thea: Now wha?
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Mia: *Watching a FNAF singing battle*
Thea: *Starts playing Joke's on you*
Mia: WAIT, WILLIAM IS GOING TO SING JOKE'S ON YOU?!?!
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These are from my conversations from people I'm talking to that just make the conversation better.
5/18/2020
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Actual Events (Storytimes)
SonstigesA book (soon-to-be) full of events of my life. This will be updated whenever I get an event popped in my mind to type about on here. Most of these are stories even my family and friends don't hear a lot, or at all, from me.
