hallway: i'm not sure if you think we're all blind
hallway: or if you want us to know that you're dating anthony
pretzel: huh we're not dating idk what you're on about
hallway: so i could cut the sexual tension in this room with a knife, just for you to tell me you're not together
hallway: i don't buy it
pretzel: i don't know what you think is going on
pretzel: but whatever it is, it's not happening
hallway: look bro, i know you
hallway: you don't look at the homies like that
pretzel: fuck-
pretzel: fine but you can't tell anyone, he doesn't want people to know yet
hallway: if you don't want people to know then you better stop undressing him with your eyes buddy
hallway: dead giveaway
pretzel: note taken
hallway: thanks you telling me though josh
pretzel: of course
pretzel: it felt nice to get it off my chest honestly
