Melo was driving while listening to his playlist that makes him go crazy, then he saw a Corndog buss. He parked his car, walked out, went up to the cashier and said "yo I want a Corndog, hook me up, bro".
The cashier said "no you crazy bitch" so Melo left.
He then saw what looked like a kissing booth, the sign said "touching booth that way ages 0 and up"
The sign was superglued on a naked Asian kids tits. The color of the sign was of boogers and pubes. Melo walked over and saw Jake standing at the foot of the the line wearing a suit that was made out of meat.
The closer Melo got to the line the sexier Jake looked, the way the lice moved through his hair. When Melo finally got to the end of the line he expected a kiss but instead Jake took his hand and walked through a door with him. Melo closed his eyes and when he opened they were suddenly in Narnia.
Jake then pulled down his pants revealing his one and a half inch dick. Then Dora the Explorer crawled out of a backpack and walked over to Jake.
"Tú pene es más flojo" said Dora. She touched his dick. Then Jake's dick shot out 10 feet long, knocking Swiper off his feet.
A mini Donald Trump came out of Dora's backpack
"WOOOOOOW! THAT'S HUUUUGGGEEE! Bigger then my hands!" Trump said as he pointed at the dick.
Jake went up to Melo and took off his helmet and kissed his lips ever so softly.
Then Melo immediately got an STD and dropped dead.
Suddenly Melo woke up to the irritating sound of his alarm and a Corndog on his bed.
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Corndog (Melo X Jake)
SpiritualA strange series of events takes place when Melo attempts to hit CAUSHSUEHJhh *Cough* *Caugh* I mean BUY a corndog.
