Sanders Sides X Sart Trek

pt.1

FLASH
A bright golden light beamed simultaneously in the bridge of the star ship Enterprise, and in the living room of one Thomos Sanders. For a fraction of a second all went still. Then, the inhabitants of both areas spontaneously switched places and positions, those who were humen or Vulcan were now figments of the mind. Those who were figments of the mind were now humen or Vulcan. Confusion ensude when all the victems of a freak happening.

In Thomas's living room....

" Where the Hell are we!? And why are we dressed in costumes?"
"Doctor please contain yourself, we are all confused, and we are currently unaware of our new surroundings. And as to why some of us are in such flamboyant dress" Spock looked at the rest of the crew.
All seven of the main enterprise crew members have now awoke in their new bodies and clothing. Kirk was probably the most effected.
He was now Mr.Sanders himself, the man the storey revolved around, the only person who wasn't just a bundle of emotions or a single part of a whole person. James Kirk was Thomos Sanders.
McCoy was now Patton, Spock Logan, Uhora was Roman, Scotty was Virgil ( oh boy), Sulu was Janus ( oh dear), and Checkov was Remus ( this is not gonna end well...).
" Vhat has happened?", " Well, there was not a bright flash of light before we woke up here." " What are you talking about, there was a bright flash of light before we came?". McCoy looked cross at Sulu and Checkov, they by far looked the oddest in his eyes. One had scales and a yellow eye, and the other had a grey streak and a mustach.
While the others were wondering why they looked so ridiculous, Kirk was looking at book left on a coffee table Sanders Sides screan play. He began to read it, the more he read...the sense everything made.....
" It appears we have switched places with an entertainment program...about a man who regularly workes through his internal troubles by speaking to fragments of himself."
" What, have you gone mad Jim?"
" No Bones, look here, it appears that you are the emotional side, Spock is the Lgical side, Uhora is the fanatical side, Scott is the anxious side, Checkov is intrusive thought, and Sulu is decite."
Spock also found a note that read" you will be released in five hours, until then, work through all your emotional issues"
" Sir, if we are all the different sides of one man, where is this man?" " Mr.Spock, it seems that I am that man."

In the enterprise....

" WHY ARE WE ON THE STAR SHIP ENTERPRISE" " I don't know Captian Thomos, why do I look so good in Uhras  dress." " Why am I an engineer, I know nothing about engineering" " Yes I too would like to know as to why I am half Vulcan"
Thomos and the sides had woken up in starfleet uniforms on the bridge of the enterprise. Everyone was a confused mess, this wasn't just some fantasy, this was real, they were actually there, in the galaxy, incharge of a ship.( again this will not end well.) " Well I quite enjoy the idea of us being space people, its just opened my mind to new possibilitys...."
"REMUS YES" Janus screamed.
" So what do we do now, its not like we're actually qualified to run a ship" " I'm not sure kiddo" " well whatever we're supposed to do we are clearly not doing right, who's idea was it to let Janus and the rat steer the ship?" " What if we crash, or someone catches us, someone gonna catch us, oh God!we're screwd!!!!"
While everyone was freaking out, Logan found a small not that read " You are here for five hours, then you will be sent back home, learn to keep this ship afloat in the mean time."
"Lern to keep this ship afloat, we're in space?".......
" I guess..."