drunk william headcannons

hi there this isnt part of the story

you don't have to read this

hello kind person! i'm bored as heck. i'm also sitting in my bathroom at 11:20 pm drinking a strawberry cheesecake shake from sonic and i'm about to throw up. anyway. this is the stuff i think of when i'm about to go to sleep and my best friend texts me something about dave miller being hot. (i have no choice but to agree and i hate it) yes i'm attracted to an ugly rat that probably has arthritis. i'll shut up now goodbye.

OH and just to clear some things up. carlton is crushin on will because there's a part in the silver eyes comic when he's blushing in the suit while talking to "dave"
i have no idea why he is but oh well

i'm not capitalizing letters for aesthetic reasons. thank you. also i'm lazy and don't care.
punctuation too. we don't know her.