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"GotdefeatedbyKarasuno"
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SugarMommy:Has anyone seen my volleyball shorts?
I checked in the locker room but i cant find them :(

DaddyDeadchi:Dont worry
You left it at my place
Ill bring it tmrw morning

Roringuthandah:WHOA WHOA WHOA

NekoDaddy:Shady A F

Owlman:H O O T   HOOOTTTT

GreatKing:Did you happen to
Leave your virginity there too?

YoushouldvegonetoShiratorizawa:Why dont you
Leave yours at Shiratorizawa?

Me:ooooooo but isnt anyone gonna
Talk about who was top?

GreatKing:Isnt it obvious?

Me:sorry bitch i couldnt figure it out

DaddyDeadchi:sadly he was top this time

GreatKing:yo wtf i didnt expect him to
Admit it, lmao this shit scandal to Karasuno

Me: :0

DaddyDeadchi:Quiet down oikawa
Dont think that we dont know about
Between you and iwa-kun

Oikawa'sbabysitter:Well its not MY fault for
"Accidentally" booking 1 bed in tht one hotel room

GreatKing:That was an accident stfu

Me: :0
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ikawa'sbabysitter:yeah yeah
"accident" and then after that
We both shared the bed bc no one
Wants to sleep on the crusty musty cold
Floor and got touchy touchy

GreatKing:No shut up iwa-chan
That stays between us

Roringuthandah added Jesus to the groupchat

Roringuthandah:it seems that
Ya'll need jesus

GreatKing:okay who tf is Jesus

Roringuthandah:see what i mean?
Ya'll unholy bitches dont even know who jesus is

Oikawa'sbabysitter:okay wtf

Jesus:okay why am i here?

Roringuthandah:bless these unholy motherfukahs

GreatKing:As you can see..
Im already blessed so leave me alone
You bonelesschild

Jesus:why me?im not a priest noya..

Roringuthandah:yes but your jesus
And fuck off you boneless arm

Jesus:ill just leave this arguement to you two..

Me:I like how im witnessing
All these events happening

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