𝘿𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙈 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙍 𝙠. 𝙖𝙠𝙖𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙚

𝘼𝙉𝙄𝙈𝘼𝙇 𝘾𝙍𝙊𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂

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YOU ANGRILY SMACKED your boyfriend with your— his pillow multiple times. "You bitch, you stepped all over my garden! That took me a long time," You whined as you sat criss-crossed.

Karma only snickered in response, "Pfft, I was doing you a favor. Plus, the island is ugly, you have no taste. Everything is so tacky."

"You're ugly, have no taste, and are tacky, yet I still date you," You stuck your tongue out as you scooted as far possible away from him on his bed.

"Aw, you don't mean that, you think I'm handsome!" Karma cockily replied.

You shook your head, "Maybe your face, but not your attitude," You stuck your nose in the air, turning away from him.

"Ouch," He sucked in air through his teeth before pointing out, "It's my island anyway, therefore, I can do as I please."

"There's no point in having an island/village in the first place if you evict everyone!" You retorted.

"Pfft, and? My island," He reminded.

"My isLaNd—" You mocked as you started to try and fix everything he messed up.

"Don't be like that," Karma sighed, crawling over to you, "Besides, I don't want anyone else on my island but you," He grinned as he wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you onto his lap.

You huffed, untangling your legs from each other before wrapping them around his torso. Slipping your arms under his and also around his waist, you payed your chin on his shoulder.

He did the same, going back to playing animal crossing. You fixed what he messed up before going back to decorating your house.

You relaxed into your boyfriend's warmth, feeling a small buzz just by being so close to him. But as always, he had to open his mouth.

"That couch, really?"

Your eyebrow twitched, "What's wrong with my couch, asshole?" You growled, pulling your head back to look at his face.

"Nothing, nothing~" He smirked.

"No, what's wrong with my couch?" You glared.

"More importantly, what's wrong with your face?" He deviously snickered.

You frowned.

"It's too pretty, it should be illegal."

"Would you stop that!" You yelped as you blushed.

"Wow, I didn't know flirting with my own girlfriend was against the law," Karma raised his eyebrows.

"No! But you totally grabbed my ass, you pervert!"

"Eh? I don't know what you're talking about," He hummed innocently as he went back to messing with you on animal crossing.

"Hey! Did you just take my fucking couch?!"

"No, that's really weird, it just disappeared," He played it off.

"You better not sell my couch, I will literally punch you," You hissed.

He chuckled before going quiet.

"Karma, you're selling my god damn couch, aren't you?" You took a hand, pushing Karma's chest.

He fell back, small and deep giggles escaping his lips. "That couch didn't even pay off that much. Man, you suck at decorating."

"I'm gonna punch you," You repeated.

"Ah, at least do it with your lips," He smugly smirked.

You gave a "Tch" before rolling your eyes, "No way! You're being a jerk," You pouted.

He turned on his side, taking you down with him so you were also laying on your side.

"Ow, you're crushing my leg, doofus!" You complained.

He ignored you again, his lips scraping the skin of your neck. "You're cute." He uttered.

"Oh no you don't! That won't work on me!" You squirmed in his embrace.

"Nonsense, it always does," He smiled against your skin before pressing a small kiss against you.

"Stoooooop," You blushed, "It's so weird," You mumbled flusteredly.

You heard him laugh quietly before commenting, "You're weird. Just look at your house."

"There's nothing wrong with my house."

"You can't even match your floor and wallpaper, your bed is a disgusting shade of piss yellow, your rug is a camo green, and your paintings make literally no sense. May I remind that you were about to put an ugly brown couch in your living room before I saved you?" Karma listed.

You turned your Nintendo switch off before putting it to the side, Karma following in suite. "Ok, so I'm not the best interior designer."

"Or, you're just not a good designer in the first place. Don't think I didn't see you painting that monstrosity in class the other day." Karma then added, "At least I can admit my flaws—"

You bursted into laughter, "Pfft— Hahaha! You're so funny, Karma! Because I've never once heard you admit a single flaw—"

"Maybe that's because I don't have any flaws, dingus," He cut you off, smugly.

"Yeah right, you're an ass," You pointed out.

"Ok, I have one flaw."

You clicked your tongue, "Just one? Really now. You're being quite cocky," One of your hands subconsciously ran themself through your boyfriend's messy red tresses.

"YoU're bEing quiTe CocKy," He mocked.

"Ugh," You sighed, "Just shut up!" You shoved his head into your chest. "You always ruin the moment." You whine, continuing to hold his face against your breasts.

Struggling to free his face from your bosom, he spoke muffled words. "I'm going to suffocate—!"

As a final resort, he grabbed your bottom, causing you to squeal and let go of his head. "Karma!"

"I almost DIED," He panted.

"Dumbass," You rolled over, your back facing him.

He wrapped an arm around you, pulling you close to him. "But I'm your dumbass."

You gave an exhausted sigh, "Yeah, your my dumbass."

"..."

"You're so small and fun to hold."

"Piss off, and I want my shitty couch back."

Hey! Sorry if I got anything wrong about the Animal Crossing gaming, I've never played it before. But I really wanted to make an aggressive-love type of oneshot, so here it is :)