Little My: Die, scum!
Snufkin: Who are you talking to?
Little My: Everyone. The entire fucking valley. Screw you all.
Snorkmaiden:*to Snufkin*Should we be worried?
Snufkin: You get used to it.
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Snork: Go away, I'm allergic to stupid people, and considering how much of a dumbass you are, I'm gonna have to go to the hospital if you don't fuck off.
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Little My: Sometimes I'm not sure if everyone here's completely bananas, or they've just decided to follow my example.
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(Snufkin and Moomin singing the Saturday song from the Captain Underpants movie)
Moomin: I love Saturday
Snufkin: When everything is possible
Moomin: I love Saturday, 'cause I can wear my pyjamas all day
Snufkin: I love Saturday, 'cause I can watch TV all day
*Dead silence*
Moomin: Say it.
Snufkin:*blushing like a tomato* Absolutely not.
(Go find the soundtrack if you don't know what I'm talking about)
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Snufkin: Story time
Little My: *Fox-walking around the living room with a toy sword*
Snufkin: Quiet as a mouse, she walked through the hall, knife at the ready, the plan to kill her next victim finally in motion.
Little My: *'Stabs' Snufkin with fake sword*
Snufkin: *Pretends to die*
Snufkin: I'm really not sure whether that victim originally was me, or if she just wanted me to stop filming.
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Mymble: I'm ready for this!
Joxter: Nice to meet you, Ready, I'm Joxter
Mymble: *Faints*
Moominpapa: Joxter...why???
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Little My: Story time
Little My: I'm bored. The end.
Snufkin: Not how it works.
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Moominpapa: Did you know that if you taunt Joxter with a cat toy, he will unleash some ungodly forces on you and steal it?
Moominmama: For the last time, leave him the fuck alone.
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Mymble: My! Calm down!
Little My: *Ignores her, and keeps running around the house yelling random shit*
Mymble: My, seriously. Come. Here.
Little My: *Still ignoring her and acting crazy*
Mymble: *Yelling* My, calm the hell down, I have something to say!
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