Incorrect Moomins Quotes

Quotes

Little My: Die, scum!

Snufkin: Who are you talking to?

Little My: Everyone. The entire fucking valley. Screw you all.

Snorkmaiden:*to Snufkin*Should we be worried?

Snufkin: You get used to it.

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Snork: Go away, I'm allergic to stupid people, and considering how much of a dumbass you are, I'm gonna have to go to the hospital if you don't fuck off.

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Little My: Sometimes I'm not sure if everyone here's completely bananas, or they've just decided to follow my example.

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(Snufkin and Moomin singing the Saturday song from the Captain Underpants movie)

Moomin: I love Saturday

Snufkin: When everything is possible

Moomin: I love Saturday, 'cause I can wear my pyjamas all day

Snufkin: I love Saturday, 'cause I can watch TV all day

*Dead silence*

Moomin: Say it.

Snufkin:*blushing like a tomato* Absolutely not.

(Go find the soundtrack if you don't know what I'm talking about)

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Snufkin: Story time

Little My: *Fox-walking around the living room with a toy sword*

Snufkin: Quiet as a mouse, she walked through the hall, knife at the ready, the plan to kill her next victim finally in motion.

Little My: *'Stabs' Snufkin with fake sword*

Snufkin: *Pretends to die*

Snufkin: I'm really not sure whether that victim originally was me, or if she just wanted me to stop filming.

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Mymble: I'm ready for this!

Joxter: Nice to meet you, Ready, I'm Joxter

Mymble: *Faints*

Moominpapa: Joxter...why???

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Little My: Story time 

Little My: I'm bored. The end. 

Snufkin: Not how it works.

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Moominpapa: Did you know that if you taunt Joxter with a cat toy, he will unleash some ungodly forces on you and steal it? 

Moominmama: For the last time, leave him the fuck alone.

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Mymble: My! Calm down!

Little My: *Ignores her, and keeps running around the house yelling random shit*

Mymble: My, seriously. Come. Here.

Little My: *Still ignoring her and acting crazy*

Mymble: *Yelling* My, calm the hell down, I have something to say!