Herbert Takes the Heat - A Club Penguin Poem

Herbert Takes the Heat

After mastering the art of Card-Jitsu Fire,

I was finally ready to face my foe.

Out into the wilderness I went alone,

Not even the Director or Gary knew.

It was a personal mission, for after all this time,

I had grown tired of foiling my enemy's plans.

Up into the mountains, towards where the EPF tracked him,

I went with my blazing adornments.

Finding a cave where he had to have been,

I went inside and got ready to face him.

Then he saw me and said with a scoff,

"What are you doing in my abode, you fowl fool, dressed up and looking like a torch?"

While Klutzy clicked something only Rookie could understand.

"You want to be warm?!" I yelled in frustration,

"Then here, if you can take the heat, take this!"

The fire from my flippers, so hot it was,

With it I managed to burn the polar bear's lair to the ground.

I fled the cave with merely a singed beak,

While Herbert was engulfed in the flames.

When the inferno I created eventually died down,

I went back inside and inspected my work.

The smell of burnt fur and flesh filled the air,

And I slightly gagged in disgust.

However, despite that, I was satisfied,

For I had finally defeated Club Penguin's terrorist.

I looked to my feet and was surprised to see,

Some freshly cooked crab just for me.

I'd be eating good tonight.