3AM: A Tiana Texting Story

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(iMessage)

3:40AM

Tam to Eternal Migraine:

Keefe.

uGh.. wat is it, Bangs? You're interrupting my booty sleep.

Did you know that Biana Vacker has Tinder?

I have a gf. Why would I be on Tinder?

Idk..

Wait..

BANGS.

R U ON TINDERRRR???

Maybe..

AWWWWwwWw

Looking 4 LoVe?

Why else would I be on there?

I dont get why you would WANT to b on there.

I thought you liked Vacker

It doesn't matter, Keefe. Her dad's the freaking
president.

The only thing we have in common is that we go to the same college.

Wait.. r u anonymous on that thing?

Yeah, why?

Ok. Keep on dming her. Get her all attracted to you

And at the last minute, tell her who u r

Wait, how did you know I was matched with Biana?

I may be a crazy handsome guy that happens to be blonde, but that doesn't mean ima dumb blonde

Yeah, whatever.

And that's never going to work.

She wants a picture of me.

Says she into Asians.

YESH THIS iS GOoD

YOU CAN DO THIS BANGS

ok now shut up I have to take off my face mask

So you weren't sleeping?

Tammy, "sleeping" is perfecting myself for the next day.

Duh.

..right.

Goodnight.

NITE NITE

DON'T LET THE BED BUGZ BITE

Eternal Headache has gone offline.

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