Hey guys! This majestic one-shot is based entirely on an improv post on my message board. Enjoy!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~Peggy's POV
Peggy walked through the halls of the school silently, not wanting to get caught. She clutched her heavy backpack to her chest, smiling down at the small turtle inside.
"I can't wait until John realizes that you're missing, Anthony!" she laughed, "Maybe now he'll think twice before messing with my coffee!"
Anthony let out a small chirp in response, causing Peggy to smile goofily. She was so caught up in the turtle's cuteness that she almost walked into a wall and crushed the poor thing.
Thankfully, she was stopped by the sight of her sister racing down the hall. "Pegs!" Angelica shouted, grabbing her by the wrist and pulling her towards the front of the school.
"Hey!" Peggy protested, "What're you doing?!"
"There's no time to talk. We've gotta run," she frowned, dragging the smaller girl to their car. Peggy wrenched her arm away, hugging Anthony tightly.
"Okay," she tried, "You're worrying me. I need an explanation. Now."
"Well you see," Angelica winced, "John saw that his turtle was missing ten minutes ago. He freaked out and started his placing wanted signs all over the school. Whoever brings you to John gets three pints of Sam Adams."
Peggy was in shock. "I have a bounty over my head," she breathed.
"Yep!" Angie chirped, shoving her into the car. "Everybody in the schools looking for you. Even the teachers. So, I'm taking you home before you get killed for beer."
"KILLED?!" Peggy shouted, looking around anxiously. Her eyes caught on a crowd of teens bursting through the front doors of the school. Angelica shoved her to the floor and she hugged Anthony nervously.
"It's a bunch of teens fighting for free alcohol," Eliza deadpanned, popping up in the backseat. "Yes. Killed."
"Wait, If I give Anthony back myself, then do I get the beer?" Peggy asked, brightening up.
"Nope."
"But at least you'll escape with your life. For now," Eliza added, whispering the last bit. Peggy nodded sadly.
I'll just find some beer when I get home, she thought.
A few minutes later they arrived home. Peggy rushed out of the car, heading inside with her sisters behind her. She froze at the sight of a lone figure in a white hoodie sitting at the kitchen table.
"SURPRISE BITCHES!" they yelled, jumping up.
"No, it can't be," Eliza breathed, taking a step back. Peggy turned to run, but Angelica was blocking the door.
"I did my part, John," Angie said, "Now pay up."
"Here's your prize," John smirked, handing her the booze. "It's a pleasure doing business with you!"
"Hey! The prize was three!" she frowned.
"Here's two pints of Sam Adams. I'm working on getting the third. Just wait for it."
"Fine," she sighed.
Peggy was frozen in shock at the betrayal in front of her while Eliza looked around confusedly. "Angie, why?!" she stammered.
"Two words: free booze," Angelica deadpanned.
"I didn't even know that you drank!" Peggy exclaimed, throwing a hand over her heart. "You betrayed me! I thought you were my sister!"
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Revenge | A Jeggy Bromance
FanfictionA Jeggy bromance! Peggy's steals Johns turtle in the hopes of making him pay. In the end... almost nothing goes as planned. "Turtle thieves, car chases, and alcohol... lovely."