Remnant's Russian (DISCONTINUED)

Prologue

A/N: I've been watching an unhealthy amount of Avatar lately

Airplane above Suez Canal, Egypt, 2:42

I'm in a field covered in snow, it's so serene and quite, I could almost fall asleep here. I look around me, there are animals all around, existing in harmony. Then the scene changes to a war torn field, it's the same field, instead of animals, there are bodies, wrecks, fire, smoke...

I'm snapped out of my daydream by a snap,"Hey, you alright?" It was one of the Americans on board, but even since our alliance after North Korea went and nuked us, I still didn't really trust them

I nodded,"I'm fine." The American, who sounded quite old, offered me a flask, I shook my head,"Damn, I thought Russians love alcohol."

I check my watch,"In about a few hours, I'll be able to drink."

The American raised an eyebrow,"Where the fuck does the 'few' hours come from?"

I looked up from my watch,"Tomorrow's my birthday."

He chuckled,"Happy Birthd-." I shushed him before he could finish, "Don't, it's bad luck to wish someone a Happy birthday before their birthday."

He noticeably smirked under his mask, "Of course it's the Russian who believes in superstitions."

The jump master soon got to the front of the plane,"Stand up!" We all stood up

"Hook up!" We latched hooks on the  static line

"Gear check!"

"10 okay!"

"9 okay!"

"8 okay!"

"7 okay!"

"6 okay!"

I checked the parachute of the man in front of me,"5 okay!"

"4 okay!"

"3 okay!"

"2 okay!"

"1 okay!"

"JUMP! JUMP! GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY PLANE!"

I felt the cold air breeze past me as I slowly descend to the deck of the warship we were about to destroy

As my boots hit the ground, I readied my gun and moved to the rendezvous point, which was the hangar

As I turned the corner from the staircase, I encountered two Chinese sailors, who spun around and noticed me, but got shot before they could raise their weapons,"2 down, a few hundred more to go."

The rest of my trip was fairly quiet, if you consider sirens blaring shit in Mandarin quiet

When I got to the rendezvous point, almost everyone was there,"Kid, over here!" Vladmir, a friend of mine, waved me over

"Vlad, if you call me 'kid' again, I'm blast your fucking face off."

"Not my fault you're the youngest one here."

I flipped him off, "Attention, everyone!" We all turned to a Scottish Lieutenant, "Alright, our objective is to sink this boat to the bottom of this damn straight along with Admiral Chang. We're going to set explosives here," She pointed to the engine room on the blueprint of the ship,"Once we plant the explosives, we fuck off. Yeah?"

We all nodded,"Good, now, raise of hands, who can handle explosives?"

We all raised our hands,"Yeah, probably should've expected that. Alright then, I choose..."