Shrek God X Klaudia Trash (spoicy)

More Swimming Pool

"Bruh u gotta stop this is taking too long" Gabi said when Klaudia was quivering in the corner of the showers just outside the swimming track. "I wanted to swim today but in like 20 min the pool is closing down".
She looked at Klaudia in disappointment that she truly was. After seeing Shrek smirking she quickly hid in the corner for 10 minutes and hyperventilated. Shrek the Lord was probably doing his warm up now and Klaudia was missing it. Not like she deserved to see it with her dirty eyes that still have the yellow stuff from a month ago.

"Yo u guys ok?" Wiki came over and stared at Klaudia "u look so fugly" she said.
"I agree, I feel embarrassed now because of her" Gabi said "In fact, I always was but pitied her too much to leave her be" Klaudia was still panicking in the corner. Gabi gave up on her, while wiki took action.
"Okay how about this, u stop crying like a child, and I'll make the pool open just for the 2 of u. Everybody will leave but we'll make Shrek stay, right Gabi?" she looked at Gabi for confirmation and she just shrugged "Great! Now get ur shit together" and with that Wiki went away to pretend she's closing the pool to make the people leave, however Shrek was too much into his gratuitous swimming practice to notice the people leave. Klaudia got up from the floor and slouched to the bathrooms. Gabi in the meantime walked around the whole area telling the customers that the pool was closing down early today. Of course some wild Karens appeared, telling that its their American right to use this pool at their will, but they got scared off when gabi got out her phone and started filming.

The whole plan was going well, but the all holy Shrek had other plans this evening. Because the water got into his eyes, he couldn't see the time clearly, so he went to to the bathrooms to wash them with clean, piss-free water. The only problem was that Klaudia the fucking most unorganised woman on earth was in the toilets.

Shrek stood in front of the entrance to the toilets. There it was. The gender sign. Male on the left, female on the right. The almighty question :where shall Shrek the gorgeous oger go? He took a few steps to the right.