Twas the night before Christmas.
All were asleep.
Not even a Mouse would be making a Peep.
But there was 1 who was still awake.
For he was too horny to take a break.
He rubbed and rubbed but could not release.
He wanted a special, for him to please.
In through the Window Came Ho Ho Ho.
John had to ask "Do you know my name?"
Santa replied "Of course Johnny Boy, I'm here to make sure you have a Jolly Christmas"
That night, John got a Candy Cane bigger then any he's seen.
When he woke up, very sore was his Peen.
And Jozzy didn't watch this time, she was having a Banana.
