This chapter's gonna be chaotic af haha. Also profanity warning-
Yuwuki quietly shut the door behind her. There wasn't any reason, but she did. It was 3pm, the 6 had just gotten home from school at the same time despite being at different schools. Mat almost immediately headed for the basement but gets pulled back by Pasteriie.
-" What do you want? "- The tall boy expressed, clearly annoyed-
-" Since we're all here "- The girl started. She walked over to the kitchen, pulling down a few packs of coffee powder and cocoa powder from a cabinet. She grabbed a few mugs from the cupboard, and started making whatever it was.
-" pasteriie that concoction is most definitely not coffee "- Blaze was beside her, concerned at the dark liquid.
-" Here! "- The girl shoved a mug of the chocolate scented coffee at Blaze. -" Drink it! "-
-" uh I don't think- "-
Pasteriie forcefully poured the liquid into Blaze's mouth, who passed out almost immediately.
-" Awwww, she passed out from the deliciousness of my creation "- Pasteriie smiled. -" You guys should try it too! "-
Andi threw her fists in the air, cheering that her wife is dead. Mat slowly backed off, grabbing a random hat from behind him. Fluffy nervously laughed, and hid behind Yuwuki, who was starting to tear up while drawing a brick wall in the corner of the living room. The tears turned into sobs, and by the time the wall was done, she was screaming. Fluffy tried her best calming Yuwuki down.
-" Mat! Here, try it! "- She shoved a overspilling mug at him.
-" Uhhhh, lets talk about hats. Yeah, hats. Look at this one! It's red and has a black ribbon, opposite of what top hats usually look like. You can find top hats on snowmen, kids usually like to build professional looking snowmen. Uh- "- He picked Andi up and ran towards Yuwuki and Fluffy. Once they were all safe in the box, someone spoke up.
-" WAIT! BLAZE IS STILL OUTSIDE! "- Andi whisper yelled.
Yuwuki whisper yelled back -" KNOCK SOME COMMON SENSE INTO YOURSELF, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE IF WE RUN OUT THERE- "-
Mat interrupted her in a casual tone -" We're not gonna be safe here forever so I'm running out the front door. Join me if you want. Yukith, draw me a sword. "- Tears started streaming down as she began pulling her pen down, constructing the lines of the handle and the blade. She handed him the finished product, a Minecraft diamond sword. Mat gave her a weird look, and ran into the living room. The three heard a scream, and then a crash, presumably from mat collapsing.
-" THIS IDIOT! "- Still crying, she peaked out through the top, since she was the only one tall enough to do it.
-" Come out come out, wherever you are! "- Pasteriie sang. She suddenly turned and stared at Yuwuki dead in the eyes, who fell back into the box.
-" Nope, death is awaiting us, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA "-
-" Hey it's okay! "- Fluffy lied, trying to calm her down.
Just then, Pasteriie climbed in. She turned to Andi and forced her the drink before she could react. Yuwuki immediately climbed out, grabbing Fluffy's hand and trying to pull her out. It was too late.
-" LAST ONE :D! "-
-" HOW DO YOU EVEN SAY THAT OUT LOUD WTF?! "- Yuwuki immediately jumped down and made a run for the front door. She however, tripped over mat's arm, and almost fell into the same fate as everyone else. Almost.
-" AAAAAAAAAAAAA "- The loud, banshee like scream stunned the crazy girl, causing her to drop one of the mugs as she jumped down. Yuwuki took the chance. She dashed towards her, and forced the coffee into Pasteriie's mouth, putting an end to this.
The idiot herself's legs wobbled then she proceeded to fall to the ground and pass out.
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[A/N] - if we all did live in the same house I'm banning Pasteriie from the kitchen.
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Yuuki Magical Potato RPG
FanfictionA joke between me and my friends on my discord server. This is a oneshot collection book leading up to the point we find the magic potato, I probably will just be writing exclusively about what goes on.