Kiwi

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March 6, 2016
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Me: NOOO OMG I CANT NOOO YESSS WHAAAT IS GOING ON WHAT EVEN IS LIFE ANYMORE IM SCARED

Kiwi: What happened? 

Kiwi: Is everything alright?

Me: NO IM NOT OKAY!!!!

Kiwi: Lucia, can you calm down and tell me what's going on?

Me: I CANT CALM DOWN!!!

Me: 

Kiwi: Oh, you like Harry Styles?

Me: YEAH AND HE FREAKING CUT HIS HAIR AND I FORGOT HOW TO FUNCTION

Kiwi: Well, umm, breathing is always a good way to start.

Me: I wonder what he looks like now

Kiwi: The same, probably, but with shorter hair?

Me: This is serious, fruit, not something to be joked about.

Kiwi: I didn't know you were a fan of his.

Me: Well we've only talked like one other time. Do you have a problem with it?

Kiwi: Oh, no. That's not at all what I meant. Please believe me. Please don't sacrifice me to the gods.

Me: Dude chill out. I'm not that scary. You do like Harold right? And One Direction? Right? 

Kiwi: Yes, yes, I promise. I actually love their music.

Me: I miss them :(

Kiwi: They'll be back.

Me: 18 months is to long.

Kiwi: Never trust men.

Me: WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!

Kiwi: It's a joke....

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN A JOKE?!

Kiwi: Forget I said anything.

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(Time Skip:)
(Background Info: Kiwi and Lucia talk nearly every day for about a year, and become very close friends.)
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January 31, 2017
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Me: Kiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii I'm bored

Kiwi: It's like 3 in the morning.

Me: Well it's 7 pm for me so suck it up fruity

Kiwi: *Snape voice* You insufferable know it all.

Me: What do you look like. You could be a cereal killer for all i know

Kiwi: It's actually spelled serial

Me: I said what I said.

Kiwi: Strange girl.

Kiwi: Well, lets play truth or dare.

Me: Truth or dare?

Kiwi: Truth.

Me: Hmmm... Do you think 1D is actually gonna get back together when they promised.

Kiwi: I doubt it. They all seem to be trying new things.

Me: Yeah I suppose :(

Kiwi: Truth or dare?

Me: Dare

Kiwi: I dare you to drown a glass of tequila.

Me: Done, that was way to easy. Truth or dare?

Kiwi: Truth

Me: What's the weirdest thing you've ever done?

Kiwi: Ummm... I went with one of my best mates to watch him get a butt tattoo?

Me: Dang lmao

Kiwi: Truth or Dare?

Me: Truth.

Kiwi: If you got pregnant off a one night stand, what would you say to the person? Give me the details.

Me: I'm having your baby, it's none of your business; I'd wear a black dress; and I'd make him pay child support

Kiwi: You're a weird one.

Me: Well you asked a weird question, what did you expect?

Kiwi: Fair enough.

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