Peggy Pedro sighed dreamily. The squiggle he called a friend was hot, which was why they were dating.
Hajime nodded. "yes."
Yes. Shredy. Hajime was the protagonist in this love mess.... Yes, shredy. They were dating Nagito, so it didnt matter to them. Speaking of Nagito, the madman walked in at that moment.
"Hey babe," Hajime sighed.
"G O D , Hajime, not into piss?"
"N-No-"
"I will eat your toes," the squiggle, Reese, smiled.
"dud sk.ei and say piss." Peggy Pedro said.
"Piss..?" That was Hajime. Nagito then left....
taking Hajime's orange juice with him, which caused Hajime to have a stroke.
"me plasrtoc!!1!!" Hajime angrily screeched, tears streaming down their face. Makoto, hearing the yell, stopped shoving children into furshits and walked over.
"whats wrong hajime?"
"Why is Makoto purple?" Peggy Pedro asked.
"I'm the man behind the slaughter," Makoto smiled.
"Fuck, I'm already a furry so dont kill me," Hajime pleaded. Makoto nodded, before leaving to golden freddy.
"SOMEONE PIN THAT," Hajime choked on their orange juice.
"SOMEONE COME PIN MY WEEWEE! WAIT GOD THAT SOUNDS AWFUL-"
Hajime dropped to the floor and started to suffocate from laughter, passing out. Reese pressed F to pay respects before looking at a Robin eating a dead Robin. "canabolism." THe birb birbed. "Wrinkle bird, hba your old boomer." Reese responded. The birb pecked at the squiggle before leaving as Hajime woke up.
"Damn bro, you gave me a fright-" Reese said. Silence, as Hajime thinks. "OH WAIT- Fright is a word haha-"
"Dammit and you still dont know what an octogon isz-" Nagito chimed in
"FUCK OFF BABE"
Hajime bought a glass of cracked orange juice. "she's hot as hell so I dont care if she's damaged" they drooled, before....
They dropped the glass.
"sexy milf," Peggy Pedro said, looking at a cow.
"Breath oit..." Hajime tried to breathe through their tears. Their orange juice waifu...gone..
"anything's a dildo if you're brave enough."
"What?"
"oh yes daddy"
"I'm-" Purple Makoto walked in.
"Youre horny." PP said.
"I know," Purple Makoto said, leaving. "Unlike Hajime,"
"Listen here you littlenshit" Hajime got attacked by a Litten coz of that typo.
''but shoes are sexy'' Hajime sobbed.
"Okay fair have a nice day," the littem agreed and left.
"Sexy gfilf~" a cat said, walking in.
"Is that cat does rabies?" Hajime asked, concerned. The cat clawed haiime, insulted.
"puup," Hajime cursed.
The cat then showed this lovely image.
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"god that's curved- I MEAN CURSED-" hajime groaned.
