SMUT WARNING!!
This might be a weird format bc it was originally roleplay on discord.
Enjoy!
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Text between Bakugou and Midoriya:
B: Hey nerd.
M: Hi Kacchan!
B: I... I need help with something.
M: What is it?
B: I want Kiri to ravish me.
M: What does that mean??
B: ... I want Kiri to fuck me, boke.
M: oh.
M: OH.
M: How can I help with this? And why didn't you ask him first?
B: It's supposed to be a surprise. And I figured that you would have an idea to seduce him.
M: And why would you think that?!?!?
B: Because you're as much of a power bottom as I am.
M: ... Alright, I'll help. Does he have any kinks that drive him crazy?
B: Well, he likes it when I'm absolutely wrecked. And he likes nicknames like "Daddy" or "Master"
M: Oh wow. Ok, let me think...
M: Alright, you have toys right? Like buttplugs, rope, and collars, things like that?
B: Yeah, and?
M: Prep yourself and then put the biggest buttplug you have inside you. Then, beg him through text for him to come over or send pics. Either one to get him over. Then, put on a stimulating collar and wait until he gets there.
B: ...
M: What?
B: You thought that whole plan out better than I expected.
M: Get to work! Isn't he almost done training with Testutetsu? You have about 20 minutes!!
B: I owe you one, shit nerd.Kacchan is offline.
Katsuki preps himself in his room and follows Midoriya's instructions. Little does he know, Izuku has stopped Kirishima from going to Bakugou's room just yet.
"Kirishima-kun!"
Eijiro turns around to see Midoriya running at him.
"Oh, hey! What are you doing?" Kirishima asks.
"No time to explain. You need to come with me. Have you gotten a text from Kacchan yet?" Izuku asks, out of breath. Kirishima shakes his head, confused when Midoriya grabs his arm and drags him off campus grounds. "I already asked if we could go out, and the package is already waiting for you."
"Mind explaining what's going on?" Eijiro asks, struggling to keep up with Midoriya's fast feet.
"No. You'll see when Kacchan messages you. I now know a lot about both of you."
The tone of voice Midoriya used scared Kirishima slightly. Before he knew it, they were standing in front of...
A sex shop?!?!
"Midoriya, what the actual f-"
"Package for Midoriya!" a worker called. Kirishima watched the small boy run into the shop, grab the package, nod in thanks, and out.
"Come on, we need to get back fast!" Izuku said, once again grabbing Kirishima's hand and dragging him away. The whole way back, Midoriya ignored his questions and protests. "Now I need you to listen very carefully, Kirishima-kun. Kacchan has a little something for you, and you'll understand when you get the text. Here's the box, and don't go anywhere until you get the message from him. Bye!"
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BNHA ONESHOTS
Fanfictionjust a bunch of oneshots. includes smut and possibly fluff. sometimes angst.