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Kazuichi: I'm a shark! I c h o m p

Hajime: No! I'm a shark!

Kazuichi: How are you a shark??

Hajime: I have a shark fin

Kazuichi: So? I have shark teeth! Roar!

Hajime: Sharks don't roar....I think....

Kazuichi: Shhhhhhhh I'm a shark and you're not

Hajime: SORE WA CHIGAU ZO!

and so they basically argue for a few hours, then fuyuhiko comes

Fuyuhiko: What the hell are you guys arguing about!?

Hajime: Kazuichi keeps on saying he's a shark when he's not! I'm the shark!

Fuyuhiko: I- Why the fuck are you two arguing over something as dumb as that!? We're 22!

Kazuichi: Says the baby

Fuyuhiko: *t r i g g e r e d*

Hajime: Oh shit-

Kazuichi: wAIT FUYUHIKO NO I'M SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME-

Fuyuhiko: *jumps onto Kazuichi and tries to rip his head off (wow)*

Kazuichi: *screaming and crying*

Hajime: *laughing and eating popcorn*

and then Kazuichi dies

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Sorry for this being a little ooc-
Also I kinda forgot about this which explains why I'm only making a new chapter now-
I might remake this into an actual thing instead of a weird test thing.

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⏰ Last updated: May 24, 2020 ⏰

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