Leon: *sitting at the table drinking a beer looking at the window*
Chris: *approaches Leon* Sup Leon
Leon: Wondering if I ever eat breakfast
Claire: You are at that again?
Leon: Yea. I mean I am waking up for a mission and do anyone offer breakfast? No.
Chris: For heaven sake Leon will you stop being such a baby?!
Leon: Man fuck you. Standing there looking like you eat Spinach!
Chris: Man yo Just For Me perm box looking son of a bitch!
Claire: Guys! *laughs*
Leon: BITCH YOU PUNCH INNOCENT ROCKS!
Male Customer: He punch a rock?
Chris: It was a damn boulder
Leon: It was still an innocent rock!
Chris: How the hell a rock is innocent?!
Leon: You don't watch wrestling?! The Rock represent rocks and guess what you did?! Punch an innocent rock!
Chris: Boi if you won't shut your Tide and Glade looking ass up!
Leon: Why don't you go say sorry to that Innocent Rock!
Claire: *die laughing on the floor*
Chris: Fuck you Leon!
Leon: RIGHT AFTER YOU ADMIT IT WAS AN INNOCENT ROCK!
Male Bartender: let it all out Leon
Leon: *fake crying* that rock had kids Chris! He had a dream that one day that someone appreciate rocks and YOU DON'T APPRECIATE ROCKS!
Chris: (in his head) I guess we need to feed him otherwise he will keep saying this.
Leon: *sings* I said I am sorry Mr. Rock, Chris never meant to punch youuu, he never meant to hit you so bad but tonight he is gonna come say he is sorry.
Male Customer: say it one more time homie
Leon: *kept singing* I said I am sorry Mr. Rock, Chris never meant to punch youuu, he never meant to hit you so bad but tonight he is gonna come say he is sorry!
Claire: WILL YA'LL SHUT THE HELL UP?!
Chris: Lord why me...Come on Leon lets go get you some food
Leon: *sings* HE LOVES ME! YESS LOOORD!
Chris: I swear to God I am quitting my job one day
Leon: And still punch innocent rocks
Chris: *slaps Leon behind his head* man get yo Joey Wheeler looking ass up and let's go!
-SOMEWHERE IN YU-GI-OH-
Joey: *sneezes*
Yugi: You okay Joey?
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Resident Evil Blooper Remake
HumorAnother funny story between Leon and Chris from Resident Evil I DO NOT OWN THE CHARACTERS! Enjoy
