Down on 1234 Privet Drive, there was a house. In that house was a short koreaboo named Joon. Joon one day found a tall bearded man who said "you're a wizard joon" and then joon was a wizard at hogwarts. Soon Joon made friends with Hermione and the redhead, who said "shut up joon" becuase Joon was a koreaboo. Joon in an act of pure hate crime took the turban off of an indian teacher, and punched them. the other students and teachers were also racist, so Joon got applauded. At the end of the day, the headmaster gave Joon the cup because the stupid kid was maybe not racist or something.
The end.
