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We decided to have a little service for Jesse. We didnt think to invite anyone because since this nigga hid in tunnels waiting to kidnap people just to feed them cookies and talk aboit his kids we didnt assume he had many friends or family. We also didnt have the body because i didnt feel like going back out there because its hot outside #climatechange.
The service started. We all wore black for the occasion and this bitch Mackeighleigh wore her cowboy boots like we get it you lived in a barn in a stable. She even started crying and i was like neighh why are u crying bitch u dont even know him. And she said its still sad that he died. "Yea its a hard time for us when someone we know dies cmon" said Carti. I didnt know carti could understand her this whole time i just thought shes been neighing but that i understood horse. Disappointed. We also didnt have a photo of him because we werent friends for that long so in reality we were all in a room dressed in black sad. I decided to speak for Jesse.
Hello everyone thank you for coming to the funeral. Jesse was in live w me yes and its so sad that he died after trying to kidnap me. George Washington once said "kidnappshipshappickpack paddiwavk give a dog a bone pls dont leave me huhnshletmeknoww let me knowww ohhhh let me knowww let me knoww lett me knowwwwwww. When i feeellll when i felll." And i think thats beautiful. We will always remember jesse in our he-
Then all of a sudden the front door slammed open. It was jesse !
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