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~Intro~

I'm nothing special...

I suck at sports, more than Adrian the school slut sucks dicks. I fail at art, cooking, and basically anything that needs skill. The list of skills that I do have is smaller than the list of names of virgins at my school. What I am good at is the internet...and being funny, OH! and music...but that really doesn't count since I quit when I was 9 from a very traumatising experience, which was worse than Alfalfas' performance in the talent show to win back Darla in the Little Rascals. Wow, I suck at life, and i'm only 16. Since my list of skills is so limited my parents worry about their financial future. No, not sending me to college. But me living with them till they die, then me living off the inheritance I get. Yeah, really motivational parents I have but I wouldn't trade them for the world...partly because they are so chill and don't really care because they already have to three other perfect children, and more on the way. My older brother Steven is in college right now, he is in his last year before he becomes a doctor. Then there is my sister Daisy who just started college and is going to be a dental hygienist. Yeah, look what I have to live up to...but I think i'll leave that to my younger sister Stacy who is now 10 and is an amazing dancer. And to make things even better (note: sarcasm) MY MOMS PREGNANT AGAIN! UUUUGGGHHHH....

No matter how much I try everyone doubts me when I say I want out of this perfect family and believe me I want to leave that house...which is why I am never really around it, they don't question where i'm going. Benefits of being the invisible middle child. I'm either at my best friend Gia's house or looking for a score...with Gia.

Gia was named after America's 1st supermodel...which fits well because 1. SHE'S HOT 2. She too, is addicted to drugs...many of them and 3. GODDAMN SHE'S HOT....oh and she is kind of a slut. But she is not a high school slut, her number 1 rule is no high school boys even though she is only a junior. Gia's parents are never home because they are always away on business. Which works out I guess, because I don't want them to be over there when I go to her house for the night when I get into a fight with my parents. And believe they can get pretty ugly. Gia is my rock in this fucked up world, she had been there when nobody else was, she's the best.