To be named at a later date

I saw her across a crowded room, or at least that's the usual bullshit they try and tell you in romance novels. Hi, my name is Alex and this is the tale of how real life love works.

This isn't a tale of the loser who gets the hot girl, or even the hot guy who went for the less than average girl. This, we'll this is the tale of normal life coming from an average guy.

Now, lets just get the story straight right now, I'm not doing this to share my feelings and shit cuz guys don't do that crap, or so society says. Another thing, society fucking sucks. People don't realize how every decision we make is in one way or another influenced by society and what every other fucking person thinks of them!

Just a side note, if you have a problem with swearing just fuck off. If you really had such a problem you wouldn't have gotten this far in the story anyway. The problem with cussing is societies fault too. Ever cuss word is just a normal word that societies decided to use incorrectly and is now deemed indecent. Well society can fuck off as well, and I'll just continue cussing as much as I want, because you know what? I think cussing is a great way to express emotion. Which I may very well feel like fucking doing!

People may start to think I'm a rebel as they read this, but I just want to make it clear right now that I am in no way a rebel. I just feel like there's somethings in today's world that are just like "why the fuck does this happen" moments. People don't even realize the stupid shit they do, and I'm here to expose this. Oh, and I guess there's a girl along the way too. I know what some of you are thinking but yes there does always have to be a girl no matter how cliche it is, but don't be mad at me be mad at society. (By the way a great idea for a lonely night would be to get some friends together and read my book and every time I say society take a shot) (A shot of root beer of course, I don't condone drinking alcohol.) (However poorly I view alcohol I must admit it does accomplish a miracle, it turns people who are already douchebags into bigger douchebags)

Alright, enough of this ranting crap might as well get the story started. Figure I might as well start at the beginning. Wait, you know what? Fuck that! No one gives a shit about little baby Alex anyway. Babies are boring, they just cry and shit. Also, society mandates I start at the beginning so no! I refuse, and I will most happily start in the middle.

I figure in order for you to get a better feel for the story I might as well describe myself. Now, by describe myself I don't mean visually, because for all intensive purposes I want people to picture me as what they want. People never use their fucking imaginations anymore. They always have to be told what to picture. Well, not this time. However I will take the time delve into my personality a bit. I the guy you see but seldom hear. I never act irrationally or let emotions guide my reactions. Life's just too short people. I see fights and arguments and I just think to myself there's an easier way to solve this, just bring down your tone of voice and have an actual honest to god conversation wit the person. Nobody these days is ever reasonable. It's like kids don't learn fucking reasoning at all! It's all about who can insult the other the most. However what does this ever accomplish? Nothing! Anyway, I'm getting off track now, as you'll soon find out I often do.