Peppa's resurrection

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"YAAAAAAAA!" Peppa lets out as a screlch. She rises from her grave like Jesus as she makes a faccceeee (;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ)
George Pig enters the piggo graveyard with a safety suit, 473 face masks and a rocket launcher, just in case Peppa's risen, deceased corpse attacks. He struts over to Peppa's headstone and stares gladly that she died from coronavirus. He then spots Peppa dancing in the garden with grass stuck up her nose. She sings "La la, I've risen from my grave! I am Jesus!" as she frolicks through the grass. George loads his rocket launcher and fires. Peepa hears the deafening screech of the rUsTy launcher and steps 1 inch to the side. The rocket crash bangs into the land as Peppa looks at it in disgust "Which fat ignaramus tried to launch me to the Moooooon?" she says. George squaddles over and shouts "meeeeeeeeeeEEEEEE!" as he smacks Peppa in the eye. Preepa chases Gorg into the house. Mammoth and Dandy pig cook spaghetti in the fridge as Gorg runs into the kitchen and up to his bedroom. Peppa also runs in and stop to stare at her piggo parents. "wELL MaMMoTH! Hi DaNDY!" she says to them. Mammoth Peeg answers back "Get up to yer room ya wee caterpillar shet". Peppa squinks up the stairs and enters her room. "AH JAYSUS. GORG. DID YOU SHET IN ERE?" she says while failing to cover her massive nose as it's the size of the glob glob galaglob. She then perishes once again from Gorgs toxic fumes. "Bye bitch" he says while doing that flappy hand wave with his hand on his hip, or, his chunky fat. The 3 fat piggos lay Pepp's body in.....a frying pan......................................NOM.

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