All slurs used are ones i can reclaimKalvin pov
It was a cold ass fuckin day. My partner is wearing kandi, has dyed hair, and presents feminine? Discusting, gross, awful!!
I realise, im saying this out loud.
"Garrah. We need to break up."
"No babbey! Why >:( u know that i LOVE the way you sew gamzee embroidery into my thighs,,,,XDDD,,,,,,???
"You're retardant."
Kalvin starred crying. He criesd. Then, the trender godex came down. Xhe was holding a wand.
"Switch to karkaliscious, faggot."
Suddenly, kalvin transformed!
He looks like a real person now