It was 9:45pm, Elze locked up her gay coffee bar and started heading home. It was dark outside, rain was falling, and it was very freezing. It was dangerous outside at a time like this, but all elze wanted was to go home, drink wine and go to bed as soon as possible.
Elze started shivering, it was getting scary, so she shifted her pace and started practically running. But then... she reached a gang of drug dealers...that were armed. One of them was pablo himself! Elze froze. Is she going to get killed? slaughtered? dismembered? As the gun was pointed at her and the trigger pulled, the shot missed, badly. As elze opened her teary eyes, before her was standing tas balamucilas kur blokiugus saudo- dazai osamu. And next to him, was a pool of blood, that was coming from the dealers, even pablo was dead 😭😭🙀"Elze sama, what are you doing alone on a such rainy noght?" dazai asked like a true gentleman .
"H-how do you know my name?!"
"Oh its not like i dont know you, i have been stalking you for about a year now!"
"Why w-would you do that!?"
"Cause from the day i visited your gay coffee bar, i feel inlove, deeply..." He got down to his knee kissed elzes hand and continued "Elze sama, would you like to commit double suicide with me?"
"Y-YES OFCOURE!"and like that elze ir dazai commit-
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