btw 1. Im gonna use me because im too lazy to type nobodyisnowhere. sorry if I stole your username. 2. this is going to get extremely offensive, so if I get hate comments(hah no one actually knows that the comment section exists)3. imma shipper so this will be biased (sorry)4. this is the shipping fandom but they smoked stereotypes and headcanons 5. this is me shamelessly plugging my other book 6. the whole chapter is me trying and failing to be funny. 7. I ran out of motivation in the middle but I had motivation for the beginning
me: *spins le wheel*
me: UnderTale AUs it can't be THAT bad(didn't see the word shipping edition)
me: walks into fandom room
Cream shippers: CREAM
Kreme shippers: KREME
that one drink shipper who legitimately ships drink: DRINK
the rest of the (shipping)fandom: NO!!! DRINK ONLY EXISTS SO POTH CAN HAPPEN
me: wait, what is cream and poth
cream shipper: cream is the best ship it's between Cross and Dream
me: who tis Cross and Dream
cream shipper: ah so you're new
Kreme shipper: hey stop trying to convince them that cream is even mildly good
me: why are you saying the same word
Kreme and Cream shipper: we're not
Kreme shipper: Kreme is between KILLER! sans and Dream! sans
cream shipper: cream makes more sense because its CROSS! sans x dream
me: neither of those makes sense
me: they are both the same person
Cream shipper and Kreme shipper: so?
me: that's wrong! (btw I ship sanscest, I'm just too lazy to type nobodyisnowhere)
shippers: deal with it
me: anything else I have to know about
dreammare(i spelled it wrong and I don't care) shippers: there's...... incest but we really don't care plus(insert rant on why Dream and the hentai rape squid totally aren't siblings).
FreshPaper: well, it's technically pedophilia but that's what headcanons are for.
sinners: we have three AUs that are essentially just about sex(Wattpad the book is 13+)
me: okkkkkkkk
me: it isn't as bad as furries
fandom person: we have that too I think
fandom person #4: lemme look (I'm still looking but I'm 90% sure there is)
fandom person: we have Sin-B-Gone
fandom person #2: you might need it if you're that afraid of sanscest
*you take the Sin-B-Gone warily
WARNING
I'm going to mangle a song
fandom person: heh, heya newbie
fandom person #3: hows it going
sinner: we are pure(read: sinners)
YOU ARE READING
entering fandoms be like (PARODY???)
Randomim gonna do this my way. its a thing on youtube. that cover is so ugly
