A/N Hello.Welcome to my beautiful masterpiece.I hope you enjoy it.
(PURE CRACK I SWEAR IM NOT OFFENDING ANYONE I HOPE)
Everyone in the axis and Allies (Including Prussia,Spain,Romano,) was for once,celebrating Christmas together.It was a normal celebration....
Until the two girls of the group turned up.
Altrice front-flipped throught the huge window, screaming "FELIZ NAVIDAD FELIZ NAVIDAD"She landed on her knees,smirking.She looked up at the shocked group "PRESPERO ANO Y FELIZIDAD."The blonde did a summer salt in a circle "I WANNA WISH YOU A MEEEERRRRYYY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRRRRISSSTMMASS I WANNA WISH A MERRYYY CHRISTMAS....FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEARRRTTTT"She screeched out laughing.Meko,who just simply climbed throught the now broken window."wHAT THE FUCK" Italy yelled,flailing his arms.Altrice replied by breaking into song once again."IM A BOSS ASS BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH."She pushed Meko to the ground,stepping on her stomach "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY"Meko yelled in pain.
Japan put on fifteen pairs of sunglasses."wHATEVER SHE'S ON....I WANT SOME."
Meko stole one of Altrice's gold guns and shot the ceiling killing everyone instantly.
"And that,children...is HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS."Austria finished,shutting the book.He had been reading to Chibitalia and Holy Roman Empire."wHUT."HRE said pulling a "._." face."I DONT KNOW"Hungary yelled,knocking Austria out with her frying pan.Italy did a backflip pushing off with his push broom."EY HOLY ROMA LET'S GO PAINT!(it white)"He yelled running off "KAY"HRE followed after him.
They were never seen again.
A/N:What have I done.Well,if you cant tell,this was a crack-fic.CHRISTMAS SPECIAL.Im pretty proud of it.
