STIGMA. [vmin]

002

SOPE NATION + CHIMMY
12:05pm

jimin: my mind is so huge i don't know how you two stay friends with me at this point

yoongi: i don't understand why aren't you nicer to us considering we are the only people that like you

jimin: not for long 😏

hoseokie: what does that mean ..

jimin: ah, seokie, i can always count on you to say exactly what i need you to say

yoongi: i am convinced jimin purely sees us as characters in his simulation

jimin: do you want to hear why i'm so brilliant or not 😡😡

yoongi: not really

hoseokie: not really

jimin: okay so remember how i got that fake number

yoongi: sigh

hoseokie: yes we remember you told us yesterday

jimin: okay well
jimin: i just realized that when i texted the number
jimin: they texted back to tell me that the number was fake
jimin: 🤯🤯🤯🤯

hoseokie: ..cool?

yoongi: wtf does that have to do with anything

jimin: there's a real person behind the phone!!!
jimin: it's a reachable phone number
jimin: and they texted like a man
jimin: a gay man, perhaps? 😏
jimin: that is what i am going to find out

yoongi: you are truly brain damaged

hoseokie: JIMIN NO BAD IDEA BAD

jimin: SEOKIE YES GOOD IDEA GOOD

hoseokie: texting a completely random stranger as a gay man looking for a hook up is so incredibly dangerous how do i even begin???? to explain????

jimin: HOSEOK ITS FATE! I'M PROTECTED BY THE UNIVERSE

yoongi: YOU NEED HELP

jimin: out of ALL the numbers bar boy could have given me he have me THIS one
jimin: this number is real AND is from a code in our area
jimin: you're telling me that's a crazy coincidence??

hoseok: that's literally ALL it is. A COINCIDENCE. THAT'S IT THAT'S THE END

jimin: you guys are such party poopers i should've brought this to my other groupchat they love my ideas

yoongi: you don't have friends what groupchat could you be talking about

jimin: my groupchat i have with my three twitter accounts
jimin: they always agree with me 😌
jimin: sometimes stan acct gets annoyed with local acct bc local acct is always rting horny tweets but priv acct is usually a good mediator in those situations