I was nonchalantly waiting in line for the gummy bear album in stores on November 13 when I saw Ona come back from the dead. She started fighting the demons, but I don't know what that's about🙄. Anyways, Elmo and Jacob Saggytitties started hitting the woah when Jack Riyn started air grinding and traumatized EVERYONE. Suddenly, I saw Adam and of course I had to save him #SaveAdam2020. So I called my friends and told them to "𝔁𝓾𝓮 😈𝓱𝓾𝓪🥶𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸💋𝓹𝓲𝓪𝓸🧚𝓫𝓮𝓲💞𝓯𝓮𝓷𝓰✨𝔁𝓾𝓪𝓸🌟𝔁𝓲𝓪𝓸🥰." We ran and were obstructed by a giant tweet by the hype house queen Avani Gregggggggggggg.
She was so angry and started yelling at us, "
When we finally punched through Avani's tweet when we saw Adam being dragged by the beautiful serial killer and he was taken hostage.
Peter yelled, "STOP COMMENTING FAIRY COMMENTS ON MY POSTS OR YOUR HUSBAND GETS IT."
To my surprise, alt-Charli and alt-Dixie come to the rescue. After showing off their junkie poses and cosplay, the serial killer ran away, but Adam was not happy.
Adam: "My heart desires for my love only. Only Emily."
We all gasped in terror, how could he betray us like this. Then the terrible, evil 👿 😈 🦹♀️ PIGEON came. She took Adam and flew away.
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Adam in America
Fanfictioncause there's 👉 a lot of people 👨👩👦👦 in 𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪 🇺🇸 over 3️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ million in 𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓪 🇺🇸 it's a 𝓶𝓲𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓵𝓮 ✨
