Roses [Haikyuu! x Male Reader] Boyfriend Scenarious 3

dirty pickup lines (very short)

Requested by:shiro_ayase_10

Tendou Satori

(M/n) was just chilling with Tendou on the bed while drinking juice, until Tendou decided to speak.

"So you’re not into casual sex? Fine, I’ll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex"

(M/n) choked on his juice and laughed "yo- *cough* dork!" He coughed.

"Why so sudden Satori!" (M/n) pinched Tendou's cheeks and Tendou just laughed.

Hinata Shoyo

"I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus"

"WHO THE HELL TAUGHT YOU THAT?!" (M/n) gasped "Kuroo told me to tell you that" Hinata shrugged.

"Honestly i don't get it" Hinata said "please never listen to him ever again!" (M/n) hugged his boyfriend.

"Why?"

"You don't understand.."

Tsukishima Kei

(M/n) went to the living room where Tsukishima was and is seated on the couch.

He wrapped his smaller hands around Tsukishima and spoke "F*ck me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?"

"..."

"Are you serious.." Tsukishima was almost lost for words by (M/n).

"I said Fu-"

"i heard you"

Kageyama Tobio

The two were eating Dinner in their small dinning area, there was a comfortable silence between the two until Kageyama spoke.

"If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?"

(M/n) choked on his food "what the..*cough* who told you that!" He coughed and drank water.

"Oikawa-san.."

"That motherfu-"

Terushima Yuuji

(M/n) was peacefully reading a book, Terushima decided to bother him at the point that he said.

"Stop! You're such a pain in the-"

 "If I’m a pain in your ass, we can just add more lubricant" he fired back with a smirk.

(M/n) was left flustered and scolded his immature boyfriend.