The Danger Force Awakens

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No One's POV:
At SW.A.G., in the classroom, Schwoz is teaching the Danger Force a lesson.

Schwoz: Okay... time to practice your lying.

As Miles, Bose, Dallas and Chapa groans, while Mika and Vanessa are excited for the lesson.

Schwoz: My friend is on fire, I must run to pour water on his face.
Mika & Vanessa: My friend is on fire and I---are really the only ones doing this?
Chapa: As fun as it is to practice lying all day, it's not fun at all and I hate it.
Miles: Hate is a very strong word. And in this case, it's accurate.
Dallas: I agree with both Chapa and Miles, this lesson is too boring.
Mika: What they're trying to say is that Captain Man bought this school to teach us how to be superheroes. But if all we do is--
Schwoz: Lying is a very important part of being a superhero! You have learn to protect your secret identity.
Chapa: You know what-- we didn't ask for these powers.
Schwoz: Oh, here we go...
Miles: Yeah, you built the weapon that blew up and gave 'em to us when Captain Man and Kid Danger fought Drex.
Bose: You were all... [imitates Schwoz] Aiiiiiiieeee there's a caveman on top of meeeee!

The kids all laugh as Schwoz was starting feeling both embarrassed and angry.

Schwoz: Why is that funny? A caveman really was on top of me!
Bose: And Mika was all...
Mika: Kid Danger needs help!
Bose: And Captain Man was like...
Chapa: "Just shoot us!"
Bose: But Kid Danger said...
Miles: "If I blast you, you won't be indestructible anymore!"
Chapa: "Neither will Drex, now shoot us you quitter!"
Schwoz: I hit a caveman on the head. I was helping.
Bose: And then Kid Danger was like...
Miles: "Hold onto your hoses..." [imitates Omega Weapon firing]
Bose: Explosion!

All of the kids were pretending that they are "defeated" in their seats. Then, Bose continues to speak.

Bose: And now I can... Wait, what's my superpower again?
Mika: You can move things with your mind.
Bose: I thought that was Chapa.
Chapa: No, I can shoot lighting bolts from my hands.
Bose: Sick. Then what's Miles' power?
Mika: He can teleport anywhere in the world.
Bose: Filthy. Then what's Vanessa and Dally's powers?
Vanessa: I can create both ice and water bolts.
Dally: While I can create fire storms with my body.
Bose: Sweet! Then what's your superpower Mika?
Miles, Vanessa, Dally and Chapa: She doesn't have one.
Bose: [gasps]
Mika: For some reason, my power hasn't shown up. Yet.
Bose: [gasps]
Schwoz: If I could just focus your attention on what--
Bose: Are you scared you'll never get one?
Mika: Pffft. Absolutely not.
Miles: See guys, that's bad lying.
Mika: Actually, dear brother, I'm not scared.
Bose: Whoa, you guys are related?
Miles & Dally: You didn't know that?
Chapa: Come on, Bose.
Vanessa: You should pay more attention Bose.
Mika: I know I have a superpower, I'm sure it will show up eventually--

Right before Mika could finish her sentence, Schwoz hits the button on the "HEY" air horn.

Horn: HEYYYYYY!
Chapa: Never "Hey" Horn a woman!
Mika: Chapa, relax.
Chapa: Never tell me to relax! We've been here three weeks! We should be learning how to be superheroes, but instead we're practicing lies and getting the "Hey" Horn!
Vanessa: Okay. Chapa, now relax.
Chapa: Fine.
Bose: Hey, I'm already great at lying. Watch-- I am so wearing pants right now.
Miles: Bose, are you not wearing pants right now?
Bose: Not important....
Dally: That's so wrong dude.
Bose: But what is important is that I'm takin' Schwoz's "Hey" Horn!

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