Richie 'trashmouth' Tozier 𝒞𝒰𝐿𝒯

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ShortCircut: stan Richie 'trashmouth' Tozier 

HeadphonesBitch: no stan Stanley THE FUCKING KINGGGGG

AliemKween: NO STAN PENNYWISE YOU DUMB BITCH

BroccoliBoi: all yall are fucking wrong GOREGIE IS THE KING OF ALL KINGS

Mom-O: REDDIE ALL OF CAN FIGHT MEEEEEE BITCH REDDIE IS SUPERIOR

EdgyBirdChild: so we just gon pretend like MIKE isn't there YOU ASSES

HairForBrains: what about Ben

Yoshi: LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

ShortCircut: HES LEAKING HAMBURGER HELPER

HairForBrain: Bev too

TapebOi: IM SORRY

ShortCircut: WHO INVITED MOLLY RINGWALD TO THE GROUP 

HairForBrains: ...Eddie

InvisaBitch: DOESNT SMELL LIKE CACA TO ME

ShortCircut: SENOR

HairForBrains: henry

KnockOffElsa: GO BLOW YOURE DAD

ShortCircut: YOU MULLET WEARING ASSHOLE

HairForBrains: Pennywise

Kirby: HEY FUCKFACE WANNA PLAY TRUTH OR DARE

ShortCircut: HERES THE TRUTH YOURE A SLOPPY BITCH

HairForBrains: bill

BakuBoom: YOU PUNCHED ME MADE ME WALK THROUGH SHITTY WATER

ShortCircut: DRAGGED ME THROUGH A CRACKHOUSE AND NOW IM GONNA HAVE TO KILL THIS FUCKING CLOWN

HairForBrains: stan

Monkey: oh yeah

ShortCircut: try tickling your pickle for the first time

HairForBrains: mike

Shinsou: well that was long overdue

ShortCircut: get it cause we're in a library

Kirby: we are the Richie cult

InvisaBitch: we can go a whole day with only quoting him

Shinsou: we need mental help

Monkey: some more than others

KnockOffElsa: attack

ShortCircut: might be my fault

Yoshi: YOU MADE US WATCH IT AND IT2 15 TIMES AND THEN WOULDNT LET US LEAVE UNTILL WE MEMORIZED EVERYTHING RICHIE SAID WHAT DO YOU MEAN "MIGHT"

ShortCircut: in my defense yall wanted to hang out

Shinsou: um no I just left my room at a bad time

Monkey: ^

KnockOffElsa: ^^

BakuBoom: ^^^

ShortCircut: okay so maybe I forced some of you-

ISpeakForTheAnimals: are Momo and Jiro dating

AliemKween: ...why are u asking...

ISpeakForTheAnimals: 

AliemKween: oh shit, yeah they are

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AliemKween: oh shit, yeah they are

InvisaBitch: LOOK AT THE BABY GAYSSS

Sparkles: we still have 6 more to go stop celebrating and do shit

AliemKween: gcqhbkfb

Sparkles: DO SHIT WE HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH USELESS GAYS

InvisaBitch: sir yes sir

Sparkles: don't do that... ever

InvisaBitch: I VOTE #1

AliemKween: I SECOND THAT SHIT

Sparkles: welp looks like #1 it is

BroccoliBoi: lets all collectively agree, Richie cult won

Yoshi: MY GOD IS REALER THAN YOURS

Kirby: HE SAID WHAT I DO IS RIGHT

AliemKween: NO GENOCIDE

Yoshi: LET YOUR BRAIN LEAK OUT OF YOUR EARS

Kirby: GO INSANE N***A PUCH ALL YOUR PEERS

Yoshi: AYY PICK THE KID UP N***A WIPE OFF YOUR TEARS

Kirby: WE WAR READY I SEE YOU VERY CLEAR

Yoshi: FOR THE TRIBE DO IT FOR THE TRIBE N***A

Kirby: OR CAUSE YOU ALIVE

AliemKween: stop

Yoshi: welcome to the losers club asshole

AliemKween: you know what that fits

TapebOi: you guys wanna go to Target

ShortCircut: HELL YEAH

TapebOi: anyone else who wants to come, meet us downstairs

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A/N next chapter will be them in Targettttt

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