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because we all know stan doesn't do that 'cute stuff' for you as a boyfriend.

+ organize his stuff

+ i swear it gives you really bad ocd to see his room SO MESSY ALL THE TIME

+ folding his clothes into neat piles

+ reminding him to tie up his shoelaces - when he's wearing shoes.

+ "stanley you're going to fall down."

+ "who needs shoelaces?" 

+ also organizing his bloodwitch records into neat piles

+ otherwise it drives you crazy

+ "CAN YOU STOP CLEANING MY ROOM"

+ "nO"

+ hanging up his jumpers and cardigans for him

+ "pLeaSE STOP"

+ "he he he"

+ making his bed

+ i mean making the couch, sorry.

+ "Y/N I WILL DIVORCE US"

+ "We're not even married"

+ "We will be" 

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