because we all know stan doesn't do that 'cute stuff' for you as a boyfriend.
+ organize his stuff
+ i swear it gives you really bad ocd to see his room SO MESSY ALL THE TIME
+ folding his clothes into neat piles
+ reminding him to tie up his shoelaces - when he's wearing shoes.
+ "stanley you're going to fall down."
+ "who needs shoelaces?"
+ also organizing his bloodwitch records into neat piles
+ otherwise it drives you crazy
+ "CAN YOU STOP CLEANING MY ROOM"
+ "nO"
+ hanging up his jumpers and cardigans for him
+ "pLeaSE STOP"
+ "he he he"
+ making his bed
+ i mean making the couch, sorry.
+ "Y/N I WILL DIVORCE US"
+ "We're not even married"
+ "We will be"
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stanley barber preferences.
Romancestanley barber, master of zero fucks. where i was insercure with literally everything about myself, stan was the complete opposite. ♡ DATE STARTED: 27/01/2020 (I AM THE OG BITCHES) DATE FINISHED: 16/08/2020 :((((((((((...