Okay so
Rei's just vibing on her bed. Playing on her Nintendo 3DS. When suddenly, Teruya kicks open the door.
Teruya: Rei!!!
Rei: Huh.
Teruya: What's the time?
Rei: It's uh, 3pm.
Teruya: You know what that means.
Rei definitely knew what that means, and she didn't like it at all. It was the cursed horsey ride time. Teruya, for some reason, enjoys riding Rei like a little horsey.
Rei: Can't you see I'm playing Mario Kart 7?
Teruya: Aww, but it's horsey ride time!!! I wanna horsey ride NOW!!!
Rei: I hate you, I hope you know that.
Teruya snatched Rei's 3DS and held it in the air. Rei attempted to reach for it but failed because big boy Teruya.
Rei: What the hell?!? Give it back!!
Teruya: Not until I get my horsey ride.
Rei: God, I hate you so much.
Teruya: Aww come on, we both know you don't really mean that.
Rei: Whatever, let's just get this over with.
Rei get on her all fours.
Teruya: Yay!!!
The tree man jumped onto the cinnamon orange's back. She yelped.
Rei: Teruya you fucking cuck- you almost broke my back I swear to god.
Teruya looked down at Rei with a smug expression, he seemed to be very proud of himself.
Rei: You're really heavy holy shit-
Teruya: Hey that's not very nice!!
Rei: Not very nice?? You literally took away my 3DS so you could sit on me!
Teruya: I guess that's somewhat fair.
Rei: Can you please just- get off me now-?
Teruya: Okay.
He got off of the poor professor's back.
Teruya: Rei, can we get McDonalds??? Pretty pleasssse?
She rolled her eyes.
Rei: Sure.
Teruya: YAY!!! Now carry me!!!!!
Rei: Wh- hell no.
Teruya: Wha :(
Rei: Ugh, fine.
Teruya: Yay thank you!!
He jumped into Rei's arms. Her knees wobbled as she tried to leave the room whilst holding Teruya.
Rei: Honestly, being married to you is such a burden.
Teruya: Hehe ;) and you have to make me happy because you love me!!!
Rei sighed. She wanted this day to end so badly. With the goo goo gaga ass bisexual in her arms, she continued forth down the way to McDonalds. On their way there, They see Mikado tied up in rope, hopping around the street.
Rei: Mikado, the fuck?
Mikado: Oh hello there Rei, don't mind me, I'm trying to escape Hajime and Nikei. Those guys kidnapped me and tortured me, how cruel!
Teruya: And the stuff you've done ISN'T cruel?
Mikado: Shut the fuck up Otori, nobody asked.
Rei: I asked.
Mikado: Oh.
Mikado: Well I better get going, seeya.
Mikado rolled away. Rei and Teruya looked at each other and shrugged, then the ginger prick entered McDonalds
Rei: We're here, can I PLEASE put you down now?
Teruya: Hmm finnnee.
Rei placed Teruya in a seat.
Rei: Oh right, what do you want?
Teruya: A happy meal!!!
Rei: Of course you do.
She went to the cashier.
Rei: Can I have a happy meal for my bitchass manchild husband?
Teruya: Hey! >:(
Rei got her order and handed it to Teruya. She sat down in front of him.
Teruya: Aren't you gonna have something?
Rei: No, why would I? I came here for you to eat, not me.
Teruya thought for a bit, and then he stuffed some fries in Rei's mouth.
Teruya: Eat!
Rei: Teruya what the fu-
Rei swallowed the fries anyways.
Teruya: How was it?
Rei: Pretty good to be honest-
Teruya: Good! Good girl.
He pat her on the head.
Rei: Stop it, I'm not a god damn child like you.
Teruya: Oh I'm sorry, do you not like it when I do that?
Rei blushed.
Rei: No.. I do..
Teruya: Good!! Hehe
He hugged her tightly.
