Crush: "Honey, I've got you a present."
Girl: "Really?" (I've got a crush on him for so long...)
Crush: "It's in the living room, behind the door."
Girl: *opens door* *walks into living room* *sees box* "I'm going to open the box right now!" *opens box* *sees what it contains* "Darling, why did you give me a chunk of wood?"
Crush: "I've expressed all of my feelings in this one gift."
Girl: "Am I like a chunk of wood to you?"
Crush: "No, it'll warm you in the cold."
Girl: "That's so sweet but I don't have a fireplace. How is it supposed to give me warmth?"
Crush: "You can still light it..."
Girl: "But the room will set on fire!"
Crush: "Exactly..."
To be continued
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