(siren head is a chick with a dick and is FUCKING HUGE i'm talkin enough cake to feed a village goddamn)
it is the middle of the night and you decide to go for a walk in the middle of the woods. you heard about this urban legend of some tall skinny dude living in the woods but never gave it much thought. you're having a good time just strolling down the little trail you have made for yourself over the years when suddenly you look up to see a huge belly hanging over you. you look up and there is a MASSIVE 40ft chick with a dick DUMPTRUCK staring down at you. you tried to run but it was no use. sirenhead picked you up, threw you on the ground and sat on your face. that absolute HONKER of an ass smelt like candy and you passed out from absolute euphoria.
you wake up in an undisclosed location ready for round two...
