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A/N: hello readers! I got another chapter for ya, since i don't have anything to do right now. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN NARUTO, KISHIMOTO DOES

I'm a newbie so go easy on me when grammar and spelling. Don't go ballistic in the chat please. *bow*

Chapter 2 Part 1: INTO THE CAVE

Obito had a dreamless sleep. When he woke up, Obito already knew that old man Madara had put a seal on him. He saw Madara hobble towards him with a friendly smile. Obito decided to act the same way he did last time. 

"Where am I?" he said. Good thing Obito took some acting classes once.

"Between life and death, young Uchiha," Madara said, drinking tea.

"So I'm dead?" Obito asked exactly like last time. Obito got bored and tired and decided to stay until he can recover.  As the months pass and Obito grew stronger and older, he decided he was pretty bored from all of this already. He did make the same friends he had in his other life. Obito looked at swirly. He (she?) noticed him and started to speak.

"For the 20th time, Obito, what does it feel like to poop?" Swirly asked (A/N i totally remember this scene)

"For the 20th time swirly, it's brown, mushy, and it tastes like barf," he repiled.

"How do you know what poop tastes like?" Swirly said with his (her?) hands on his (her?) hips. 

"Uh........." Obito said, thinking. Obito just shook his head and walked away, trying to figure out how to take out the heart seal on him and Rin. 'Her death is 2 days from now. I better kill Madara and get outta here,' he thought. He activated his Kamui and walked over to Madara with a kunai knife from his pocket. 

"I already know what you are gonna do old man," he said while point the knife at his throat.

"You seem tired, Obito. Rest," Madara said. Obito shook his head and sliced his throat this time.

"You will.....regret....this......" Madara mumbled before he collapsed to the ground.

"Uh.....what happened to Madara?" Swirly asked. Obito drifted away from the conversation and sat down to rest.

"Can I leave this boring place now?" Obito asked. The white zetsu sighed and looked up at Obito.

"Alright, fine," he said nervously. Obito smiled as he punched through the boulder locking him in. Obito looked at the two of them. He smiled.

"I'll miss you guys," Obito said. He hopped out and began his returning to his home, Konoha.

Chapter 2 Part 2: THE RETURN

Obito found himself making camp for himself in the woods. It had been a long day of traveling. Obito had been traveling for 1 day now, and he guessed that he was half way to Konoha.

"Pretty lonely here. I better start traveling so the Hidden mist don't capture her," He said as he stood up and started to gather his stuff. Obito walked for who knows how long, and he found himself at Konoha's gate very quickly. 

"You there! Stop!" Izumo said going in front of him. Obito sighed as he showed his face. He forgot he was wearing a hoodie. 

"Is that you? Obito?" He nervously said. Obito pit his hands up in a innocent way, and Izumo and Kotetsu sighed and wrapped him with ropes quickly.

"We are going to have proof that you really are Obito," Kotetsu said cautiously. Obito looked up at the Hokage mountains again and came up with a joke.

"Don't you guys notice the sexy face?" Obito said jokingly (A/N that was random, but i did it anyway. *laughs*). The two guards sweat dropped as they arrived at the Hokage office. 'Alright. 24 hours until Rin is kidnapped and killed. I better tell Hiruzen,' Obito thought as they opened the door to the office. Obito recognized that nobody notice him when they came through. Hiruzen was in shock. 

"Are you Obito?" The Hokage said curiously. 

"That's me!" He said in a Mario voice. The Hokage shook his head disappointingly.

"Take him to the hospital. Tell the nurse to get a sample of DNA and test it to see if it is really Obito," Hiruzen said. Izumo and Kotetsu nodded and took obito out of the office, leading him to the hospital.

"I bet Kakashi misses you," Izumo said on the way. The three of them arrived at The Konoha Hospital. After putting Obito in the room, he sensed Kakashi's chakra nearby. 'I will be able to meet him again,' he thought as the door opened.

"O-Obito???" Kakashi stammered.  Obito looked at him with a smile as he saw him with a book. 

"What's that?" Obito asked, curious. He saw a bulge in Kakashi' pants and quickly looked away. 'I can already guess was happening in that book. I bet the character is thrusting pretty quickly on that girl to get Kakashi worked up,' he thought with disgust.

"Read the book outside," Obito said.

"Oh, um this was just a Jonin present from master Jiraiya," Kakashi said.

"Better to call you Book Perv Kakashi," Obito mumbled as he walked out the door. 'I have to warn Rin,' he thought. Minato came in his room and looked at him. 

"I already know it is really you, Obito," Minato said.

"It seems that you really are Obito, acording to the DNA tests," Minato spoke happily. Rin came in and hugged Obito immediately, then kissed him on the forehead, making Obito blush. 

"I'm so glad that you're alive! It's a miracle!" Rin shouted. Obito looked at her with a smile on his face, then Book Perv Kakashi just had to ruin the moment. Kakashi walked in and took of his mask, only then kissing Rin on the lips.

"The team is finally back together. Lets go get some ramen!" Kakashi said. 'WHAT THE F*CK??' Obito thought madly. 'THE F*CKER GOT RIN!' he thought as they were walking. Obito had yet another task. Saving Rin.

Chapter 2 part 2: SAVING RIN

After eating the delicious ramen, Obito finally got to speak with the hokage. 

"Come in," The Hokage said after someone knocked on the door. Obito walked in, and saw the old man.

"I'm here to warn you, lord Hokage. After I was almost crushed, I was held captive by Madara Uchiha," Obito said, calmly.

"That can't be true!" Hiruzen said stunned. He couldn't be alive!

"It is your choice to believe me or not. Madara had a plan of cooperating with the hidden mist. Tomorrow, Rin will be kidnapped and have 3 tails sealed inside of her. The hidden mist will lead he back to Konoha and release the seal in order to destroy our village," Obito continued. The Hokage nodded and looked at him. 

"I will have Rin Nohara inside Minato's house safely, with Anbu protecting her from the outside," Hiruzen. Obito nodded and headed outside, and this is what he looked like:

 Obito nodded and headed outside, and this is what he looked like:

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The next day, the mission was executed perfectly. Rin was still alive, but Obito had other things to focus on such as:

GETTING RID OF DANZO

A/N sorry readers! Was this chapter short for you? Please comment. (And no comments sounding like: this is so f*cking short!

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