• 𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖗𝖘 𝖌𝖗𝖔𝖚𝖕 𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖙 •

9: He Never Showed Up

happy f.r.i.d.a.y. everyone and happy birthday to tony!

In the Birthday Planning Party Squad chat

- Steve has joined -

Steve: is EVERYTHING READY?

- Natasha has joined -

Natasha: yep

Natasha: even the giant iron man head

- Clint has joined -

Clint: GUYS WE FORGOT THE TEST TUBES

- Bruce has joined -

Bruce: wdym they're right here

Bruce: oh wait

- Peter has joined -

Peter: WE FORGOT THE TEST TUBES!!?!

Peter: karen scan for test tubes

- Karen has joined -

Karen: Scanning...

Karen: Test tubes appear to be in the first room on the 51st floor.

Bruce: wait....

Natasha: THAT'S TONY'S ROOM

- Tony has joined -

Karen: Would you like me to let him in?

Natasha: yeah sure Karen but let's rename the chat

Birthday Party Planning Squad is now Group of Weirdos

Natasha: Clint!

Karen: Processing....done!

Peter: thanks karen

Tony: holy schist i was a black screen thing in there for like 5 hours

Clint: more like 5 minutes but whatever

Steve: how's your birthday so far Tony?

Tony: no one gave me a party and im starting to think y'all forgot about me

Steve: since when did you say "y'all"

Tony: oh so i can't say certain words now?

Tony: FiNe

- Tony has left -

Natasha: so much for making his birthday better

Clint: the party starts soon! everyone in position

Peter: roger that bird brain

- Everyone has left -

- Loki has joined -
-Loki has been automatically kicked out -

- Flash Thompson has joined -
- Flash Thompson has been automatically kicked out -

Later, after the party

- Peter has joined -

Peter: hey where's mr stark?

Peter: he hasn't been at the party all day

- Natasha has joined -

Natasha: oh my god i just found tony on the lab floor with a box of tissues, 12 empty ben and jerry's containers, and a baskin robins pralines and cream container sobbing about some guy named luke cast iron?

- Bruce has joined -

Bruce: oh my god

Bruce: hE FOUND MY SECRET STASH OF PERCY JACKSON BOOKS

Bruce: no one is sAFE NOW

Natasha: what- why is this 'secret stash' so important?

Bruce: duh, secret stash not public stash

Peter: I DIDN'T KNOW MR STARK WAS A PJO FAN AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

- Tony has joined -

Peter: karen let him in

- Karen has joined -

Karen: Yes, Peter.

Tony: LUKE NO

Tony: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Tony: i tRUSTED YOUUUUUU

Peter: uhhhh

Peter: that's all folks

- Everyone has been automatically kicked out -

Myterious AI: hahahahahaha

happy birthday tony stank