dear eryn leeann antorcha,
you're only second because you're pushy. kidding, kidding, you probably would've been next anyway. anyway, i remember that when we first met, i was kind of intimidated by you (shocker, i know) but then we got into a long conversation about how we hate people who don't bother to take their heads out of their arses long enough to learn the difference between you're and your (your is possessive and you're is a contraction for you and are, its not that flapjacking hard, people!) and then you dubbed me your best friend, which was pretty darn cool. baa will be our always, because some baas are bigger than others, the thing about baa is that it demands to be felt, etc. also i'm very jealous of your sex life. i love you very, very much, eryn, darling. i've missed you so much and i'm so glad that you're back.
love,
wilhelmina marjorie hill
ps i hope your lovebites heal soon because they scare me
[ media: us being adorable and s&m by rihanna because it reminds me of you ]
