Me: Be nice your my boyfriend's sign after all
Naz: Whatever
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Aries - "Id say your ok"
Taurus - "Your heart may belong to a cancer but Ill make you mine" (Sorry not sorry)
Gemini - "Did my son call you two face?"
Cancer - "Just because we are both cancers doesn't mean you can have Taurus got that?"
Leo - "Oh great a child..."
Virgo - "Friend of my son is a frienemy of mine"
Libra - "Why didn't you balance me out when I was alive
Scorpio - "A mini Russia"
Sagittarius - "Crack head"
Capricorn - (insert cat hiss)
Aquarius - "Are ya working hard or hardly working"
Pisces - "Flower lover"
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Country human zodiac things! (yay)
HumorK so I'm new to Wattpad so ye. And this is my first book ever and it may have bad grammar. Aries - (March 21 - April 19) Taurus - (April 20 - May 20) Gemini - (May 21 - June 20) Cancer - (June 21 - July 22) Leo - (July 23 - August 22) Virgo - (Aug...
