1. I have three siblings and ten-twelve half-siblings I don't know
2. I don't go outside for months on a regular (3xcept when necessary) so I'm living it up in cornteen.
3. Apparently I'm great at giving advice, especially relationship advice, YET IM STILL SINGLE. (I actually don't care I like being single I'm just dramatic)
4. I can be fake as fuck😗Like not fake-friend-fake like I'll-smile-at-you-and-respond-to your-voice-but-in-my-head-and-behind-your-back-cuss-you-out-fake. I'm a nice person I swear.
5. As you can probably tell I suck at making friends cuz I act like I hate everybody till I meet you. I'm nice and a good girl then, then you sign the demonic contract of friendship and you must deal with my crackhead ass for the rest of eternity. Don't tell new ppl that tho-
6. I'm booksmart as hell but ask me anything I ain't learn in a school book imma be hella confused. I need to download a news app-
7. I secretly enjoy doing these.
8. I'm black
9. I'm hella unmotivated so I rarely finish projects unless I have to, like if it's for school I'll get it done, but if It's my own work I just can't. That's also why I can't finish a damn book (that I write. I read like a starved dog given stake)
10. My mind is similar to a death trap I keep walking into to.
I don't 3ven think I follow all these people-(I'm speaking on one)
These were chosen at random roar.
Tells a joke.
What does a deaf gynocologist do?
Read lips. (Thanks Tiktok. I fucking died)
Spoiler for So I Fell In Love With My King... ••••••••••
The crimson looked beautiful among the orange flames.
Ash flew and clogged my throat as I tried to breath, each labored heave sliding the laced blade at my throat a bit deeper.
The man in front of me chuckled, unfazed my the loaded gun at his temple. He stared at me madness almost as bad as my own, and I smirked right back at him.
"You think you've got it all down now, don't you? Think you've figured everything out."
I cocked my gun when he leaned in, face close enough that our noses touched. His hot, alcohol-laced breath blew over my face as he said,
"You dumb fuck. I'm far from your biggest threat."
I watched as he stabbed his own throat, while at the same time, I pulled the trigger. ••••••••••
