I pulled this out of my butt, and I'm doing my best to not say profanities in the description (and title) since children are watching.
::»N O N E of the artwork/memes I post in this "book" isn't created by me - all the credit goes to the creators of...
Hello fellow human (yes I called you human fucking deal with it), it is I:: the one and only Ella! (Or some of you know me by Kyle, Leo, or Elliot and all that jazz).
I can see that you found this book and became a fond of it due to the title and it's astonishing breath taking image as the cover.
And before you ask, yes, I am in that image as the amazing Spider-Man. And Yes, I was quite frankly popular around those times but... times change and now I'm laying on the bed I'm currently lazing on, half naked, and is writing this.
I— Okay wait— I I was joking about me being Spider-Man I don't own that image—
» down here if you want to skip my crackshit introduction • I just came here to tell you what this "book" would be about. It's about the most amazing, breathtaking, astonishing, topic of all history... And What?! No! This book isn't going to be about BNHA Wh- Where did you weebs come from?
No. It's not about BNHA, you are wrong.
It's about... something better than BNHA...
It's about fucking nothing :) Yes! It is about nothing! There is no topic to describe this "book" that you're looking at currently!
The only thing that'll possibly describe it would be superabundant— meaning that this "book" will be filled with gaudy shit starring dank memes that can offend you Karen's out there, and maybe even Danganronpa shit where I post stuff about your favorite character dying just so you can suffer since i'ma sadistic waffle like that.
But why would I say that this "books" topic would be "superabundant" when the topic of "nothingness" sounds more interesting? ... No wait no— I'm just trying to prove that this book is filled with nothingness so you could leave :)
Shoo! Go away rat! >:( ^ Mhm, that's me talkin to you :) You better scurry m8 before I get the broom and sweep you off the cliff nearby you.
... Haha... I knew you wouldn't leave :> Am I really that entertaining? —That you wouldn't leave? Awe, thank you if so :)
I— What the fuck am I even doing it's 1AM I should commit sleep so uh... Adios
Oh and wait—
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Here, have this picture of thicc lookin lord farqud or however ya spell it before I leave :)
If you're interested in how many words there are in this chapter (i— it really isn't a chapter, really) it's 666 :) yes it is definitely 666 I am 100% not joking nor lying I I mean— Why would I, Ella, the Ultimate Dipshit would lie? Tch Stop thinking I'm lying, it's hurting my feelings at how you don't trust me q-q
I— Okay okay fine I'm done joking around now How many words:: 487 Bam Adios fuckers I'ma commit sleep And you should too since I see you reading this in the middle of the night
