𝐌𝐞𝗺𝗼𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝗼𝐟 𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧(Requests open)

A disguised Xiao Fei?!

(Don't ask about this really weird chapter, I just thought of it lmao)

WARNING: huge ooc Seven?

Everything seemed to be looking fine at the Chicken island for now, just the usual stuff that's happening. Seven doing a few haircuts, people chilling at the beach and etc.

Aight time skip a bit

Afternoon came by and Seven was on a break, he was currently eating on the roof top with a male and female xiao fei's beside him as a sigh escaped Seven's (precious) lips as he placed his pinkie in his ear. "Y'know, I wanna know where and how to get a gf." He groaned before flicking something that was in his ear before xiao fei #2 (female) just dodged it in disgust.

That's when something caught Sev's eye, it was an assassin coming to "visit". Seven swallowed his food before dropping down to go meet this assassin with xiao #2 following beside him as she chirped.

This made Sev smiled as he patted y/n- uh I mean xiao fei #2 "I doubt this guy will be powerful." Seven acted cocky again as he gave a goofy smirk.

bOnKs

And there lays Seven, all bruised and scratched up as Xiao fei #2 just sighed as Sev said that wayyyy tooo soon, before a puff of (f/c) surrounded seven and xiao fei herself. The puff of smoke soon disappeared with a very slim thick (or however you want your body type to be!) body type that left Seven to whistle.

"hey heyyy- say, wanna head to the beach or to my barber shop after this?" Sev said as he appeared behind y/n, known as xiao fei #2.

"Touch me and I'll burn your whole barber shop down." Y/n glared through the mask before Seven backing up, nearly fucking up.

Skip the epic boring battle

Y/n was all slightly bruised up as blood started to come down her nose. Her mask only covered her eyes as she slightly stumbled backwards before getting caught by a familiar type of hands. It was the one and only..

Sexy Xiao Fei! (in his muscular body form)

Y/n groaned before looking up to see a familiar somebody as she weakly smiled before passing out in his arms, turning back into a cute lil ball of xiao fei.

Seven stared in pure shock in confusion not knowing wtf he just saw. "nani?! That female was xiao fei #2?? Sister or cousin..?" Seven just looked back at Y/n then back to his hands, back to y/n, back to his hands before passing out as Xiao Fei #1 chirped and grabbed the both of them. Before boinging off to the barber.

Time skipppo

Y/n soon woke up in her human form, still having her mask on before being greeted by none other by Seven checking her out with a smirk and a raised eyebrow. The original xiao fei jumped in her hands and chirped, feeling relieved she was ok.

"I'm fine, no need to worry Xiao fei." A kind smile appeared on her face before y/n tossed a magazine to seven, hitting him in the face.

"Learn to respect a woman's privacy!!!" Y/n yelled as Seven raised a brow before pointing.

"You disguised yourself has Xiao Fei!! You didn't respect HIS privacy." Seven yelled back as clearly thought that was an amazing comeback before y/n gave a 'bitch dafuq' look.

"That- i- isn't..whatever. As long as Dai Bo doesn't know about this, we're-" Y/n soon turned around as her face turned pale.

There stood Dai Bo..with a shocked expression as he tilted his glasses down not believing what he saw. "X-Xiao fei #2 w-was a female?! Disguised?!" He screamed in horror before passing out on the floor as Seven just smirked and looked at Y/n.

"Who knew she'd look this gorgeous in her other form?"

Was enough for Y/n to chase Seven around with a muscular Xiao fei following behind her as Y/n faced turned completely red, being obviously flustered as Seven was only running away from the male, muscular tall ass xiao fei not wanting his ass to get beaten..

༆yea idk what that was lol- i just got bored and ran out of ideas! This is what I've been doing in quarantine..being all weird with my fanfics. Welp, hope ya enjoyed this cringy chapter! See you again my dearies~