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1 day later 4:46 am

Kuroo has kicked Ushiwaka out of the chat

Kuroo now anyone else who daRES TO HURT ANY OF MY PLATONIC SOULMATES OR KENMA WILL BE KICKED OUT OF THIS CHAT
Kuroo are we clear??

(A/n ur author is lazy)
All understood

Tendou u didn't have to kick him out

Kuroo yes I did

Oikawa besides no one really likes him anyways

Shirabu Goshiki does

Oikawa has kick Goshiki out of the chat

Oikawa there we go

Kenma I just noticed it's  Pride Month

Kuroo OMFG OT KS

Suna Japanese Kuroo we need Japanese

Akaashi he said omfg it is

Suna thank u

Atsumu so I think I have feelings for Sakusa

Shirabu u do realize he's in this chat right??

Atsumu fuCK SKAJFKWV

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Atsumu so I have feelings for Sakusa

Terushima lemme delete some mags and well add Bo and Keiji

Terushima added Bokuto, Akaashi, Daishou and Fukatachi to the chat

Atsumu ok so I have feelings for Sakusa

Fukatachi yes we've gathered

Atsumu but I like just went through a break uppppop
Atsumu what if Sakusa thinks I'm using him to get over Kita

Fukatachi do u still have feelings for Kita?

Atsumu no

Fukatachi then tell that to ur new man and go get dick

Terushima couldn't have said it better myself

Makki tbh i didn't think u and Kita were gonna last sorry

Atsumu its ok

Fukatachi so GO GET DICK

Atsumu only after dinner and a movie

Suna at least we know u have small standards set for urself

Atsumu that is homophobia and u will be hearing from my lawyer 😤

Kuroo hi im his lawyer
Kuroo so stop Bullying my client thank you

Suna ur not a lawyer tho???

Kuroo I have the koalaficstions to be a lawyer so smd no homo tho

Fukatachi sounds homo to me tho

Daishou sounds very homo to me

Terushima wait socks or no socks?

Kuroo socks obviously I said no homo

Semi what color socks

Kuroo black

Semi ahhhh I see

Iwazumi why are u guys like this?

Noya bc were plotting to take over the world with the power of energy drinks, coffee and thicc thighs

Terushima sounds good I'm in
Terushima we all get our own country tho

Suga ofc we do
Suga we all would murder each other if we didn't

Terushima my only rule shall be
Terushima if u are homophobic, racist, sexist or anything like that thou shall be exterminated

Kuroo I like that rule
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Gays and thicc thighs

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Kuroo   for pride Month we should have a lgbtq movie marathon

Bokuto sounds fun I'm in

Atsumu les do it

Terushima tell me when and I'll see if I can have a break day for it

Kuroo  how would that???

Terushima ft u to watch it with u dummy

Kuroo ohhhhh
Kuroo the 15th sound good

All yeahhhh