Guns & Roses

Pickles

Jaylen POV
~Next Day|
I wake up feeling sick again and I shoot for the bathroom. This time Russel holds my hair back Sky is probably sleeping. After my done spewing my guts I brush the crap out of my mouth. "Where's Sky and Alex?" I asks Russel when I'm finally done. "They went out to buy more clothes and food" Russel says and I nod. "Ugh morning sickness is definitely going to kick my ass" I say and Russel laughs.

"I'm hungry" I say walking down the stairs...well not really Russel freaks out with every step I take so he ends up carrying me down. "I wasn't gonna slip down the stairs but thanks" I say and he nod looking accomplished. I'm glad he feels needed or whatever he's feeling. "Do you have to go to the doctor for your baby?" Russel asks and I shrug.

"It isn't really necessary right now but to find out the babies gender and to see if it's health then use maybe in 2 months" I say looking in the empty fridge. "No matter how hard you look god isn't going to just magically appear in there" Russel says and I nod ignore him. I'm thinking about pickles actually...pickle ice cream?

"Earth to Jaylen" he says and I nod again. "Ever heard of pickle ice cream" I say and he raise his eyebrow at me. "No but it sounds disgusting" he says and I shrug. "Sounds good with peanut butter and Carmel on top" I say and he looks disgusted. "This isn't even our weirdest conversation" I say and he nods. "Unfortunately it isn't but I just hate pickles" he says and I know he does.

He freaked out when I accidentally put one on his burger...it was only one not even half of a whole pickle. A small circle piece of pickle he could have taken off without the dramatics. I must say though that was extremely hilarious one of the best Russel moments. "I know you do you were so dramatic that day" I say and he shakes his head.

"Was I? It's a weird mutation of a cucumber I'm not eating it I don't even want to see it" he says and laugh good times.

Flashback
"Everyone come down I made burgers for dinner" I shout and I already hear the guys running down the stairs. They all sit down and I pass around the burgers going youngest till oldest like I always do. I sit down and I'm about to eat until Russel screams. Not a 'oh your cooking is so wonderful' kind of scream either.

"What happened?!" Rocky says concerned and now we're all looking waiting for his response. "P...P...PICKLE! Get it off! Get it off!" He shouts fake gagging and snicker a little making the attention snap to me. "This isn't funny there's a mutation in my burger it's disgusting take the whole thing away" he says being very dramatic in my opinion. "He hates pickles" Marco whispers and I think I got that by now.

"Stop being so dramatic just take it off" I say and everyone gasps whole Russel looks like he's glitching out. I mean his right eye and his arm just glitching. "I think he's malfunctioning or something" Alex says and I nod watching the show. "I'll have you know that cucumbers are already good whatever sicko decided to put salt and vinegar or whatever the hell they used to create this mutation is a monster and I will not accept this get it out of my sight" he says and I sigh standing up.

"Fine" I say taking the one pickle out of his burger and throwing it at him. It lands right on his forehead with a splat and if looks could kill...yikes. "You have 5 seconds to run" He says grabbing the ketchup and we run circles around the table. "Someone help me" I say and they all just laugh. "Did you guys hear something?" Rocky asks and they all say no continuing to eat.

"Traitors!" I shout continuing to run for my life from this crazy pickle hater. He squirts ketchup all over me even my hair! I go into the kitchen and grab the pickle jar that's filled to the brim with juices. This isn't a small jar either so he's outta luck. "You don't want to do this Jay" he say and I smirk.

"Oh but I do" I say and I splash all the juice all over him. "This is war!" He says and then I smirk dragging fries off my plate. "FOOD FIGHT!" Marco shouts and food goes flying everywhere. Call us immature but this is the most fun I've had in a while!
Flashback Over
"You were totally being dramatic" I say and he scoffs. "I refuse to agree with you" he says and I shrug. "It's okay you know you were over reacting and it isn't a mutation it's like...an evolution...but with a cucumber to a pickle and not something living" I say and he shrugs. "Have you ever even tasted a pickle?" I asks and he he shakes his head.

"No and I never will" he says and face palm myself lord help me with this one. "Then how could you know for sure if you like them or not" I say and he shrugs. "Me knowing there mutations is enough to make me know for sure that I don't like them" he says and I get an idea. I'm going to trick him into eating a pickle. This is probably a bad idea knowing how dramatic he is.

But good thing I don't care and I'm going to do it anyways. This is for his own good so he can get over his fear of pickles. I mean is ridiculous they aren't mutations...yeah no they aren't mutations! I think if he just tastes a pickle he'll like it. Now I need a plan of how I'm going to get him to eat a pickle.